Skip to main content

Mathrat

You never study for any exams but still pass them because you cheat off others.
It is like calling someone a cheater but more autistic.
Look at jerry he is such a Mathrat
by Meme_Lord_ July 22, 2019
mugGet the Mathrat mug.

MathPathways

The most AIDS web link ever created, it was intended to be a home style learning for Mathmatics. But instead is more similar to a nasty af STD that u can lose. with fortnightly test that make u want to end it all
friend: fuck i have a test on Friday for MathPathways
me: lol good luck with that bull shit
by firbankpussymagnet May 22, 2019
mugGet the MathPathways mug.

Mathmatize

The action of creating a directly proportional mathematical algorithm from a simple conversation.
Usage of Mathmatize:"I got sooo drunk last night. I started with beer and I think i switched to liquor at one point because my piss smelled like Jack Daniels. I am extremely hungover today"

X* = How many beers drank
Z* = Unknown types and quantities of booze drank
Y* = Rating from 1-10 of hungover-ness

Sample Sentence of Mathmatize:
"I got sooo drunk last night. I started with (X*) and I think i switched to (Z*) at one point because my piss smelled like (Z* Squared). I am (Y*) today"
by Ted Bundy2 April 22, 2011
mugGet the Mathmatize mug.

Mathmatard

Someone severely lacking in mathmatical skills.
"Can you calculate the tip? I'm a mathmatard."
by Rebecca Ash-Murray June 4, 2009
mugGet the Mathmatard mug.

beard maturation

When a man's beard starts to spread to new and different territory over the course of his life.
beard maturation

son: pa, I didn't shave for three days, and now my stubble's gone further up my cheeks.

pa: son, I'm darn proud of ya. You are becoming a man!

pa: now git the Norelco!
by someonefromearth January 1, 2010
mugGet the beard maturation mug.

mathmatitude

The act of having extreme confidence/arrogance regarding your aptitude in mathematics.
That Samantha sure has some serious mathmatitude.!
by Tojorisin February 4, 2015
mugGet the mathmatitude mug.

Mathgate

A scandal that erupted in the United States in 2009 when reports of jobs saved or created by President Barack Obama's stimulus plan came into question.

When the numbers were analyzed, serious errors were uncovered that revealed an overestimation of jobs saved, as well as the creation of jobs in Congressional districts that didn't exist.

As the story unfolded, it became quite apparent that calculating the number of jobs saved or created was an exercise in futility, since it was nearly impossible to determine if the equation used was accurate enough to make such grandiose claims.
Some government worker (GW): "Thank god for the stimulus plan, or I would have been fired."

Some skeptical dude (SD): "How do you know that?"

GW: "Shut the hell up. You hate Obama because he's black, just admit it!"

SD: "Not true. But just like Dick Nixon, Barack is lying to you and Mathgate will be his downfall."
by Creative Destruction November 27, 2009
mugGet the Mathgate mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email