mathfat 

-save your 20 DOLLARS for your bank account? to be ? or BLOW it on a pack of CIGARETTES (that you cant take home bc "hostiles" live there) and a bottle of GINSING you found at the shell. dumsterpickKNICKs near the GYM!

-increasing body fat percentage from actually needing to do the mathematics bookwork

-mathematical variation depending on how you build the equation.

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i made a website but apparently it was a babe ruth thing or something assingned from online line school THE BLUEPRINT I am auditing. I need to go downtown to campus to skate, buy a pack of camel blues smoke as many as I can before I hide them by the coffee shop, and eat a bag of hot dog buns. The cops are swarming my house outside my "home." but I have 20 dollars, mom is letting me drive again, the olympics is the summer and I need to put on MATHFAT.

- was doing my "ROSARYfit" routine coffee crucifix and kettle regime, when i need to look up the word KALIMBA on urban dictionary and I had some MATHFAT!

mathfat by Real Estate Cotter February 11, 2023

MathPathways 

The most AIDS web link ever created, it was intended to be a home style learning for Mathmatics. But instead is more similar to a nasty af STD that u can lose. with fortnightly test that make u want to end it all

friend: fuck i have a test on Friday for MathPathways
me: lol good luck with that bull shit

MathPathways by firbankpussymagnet May 22, 2019

Mathmatize 

The action of creating a directly proportional mathematical algorithm from a simple conversation.

Usage of Mathmatize:"I got sooo drunk last night. I started with beer and I think i switched to liquor at one point because my piss smelled like Jack Daniels. I am extremely hungover today"

X* = How many beers drank
Z* = Unknown types and quantities of booze drank
Y* = Rating from 1-10 of hungover-ness

Sample Sentence of Mathmatize:
"I got sooo drunk last night. I started with (X*) and I think i switched to (Z*) at one point because my piss smelled like (Z* Squared). I am (Y*) today"

Mathmatize by Ted Bundy2 April 22, 2011

Mathmatard 

Someone severely lacking in mathmatical skills.

"Can you calculate the tip? I'm a mathmatard."

Mathmatard by Rebecca Ash-Murray June 4, 2009

mathmatitude 

The act of having extreme confidence/arrogance regarding your aptitude in mathematics.

That Samantha sure has some serious mathmatitude.!

mathmatitude by Tojorisin February 4, 2015

Mathgate 

A scandal that erupted in the United States in 2009 when reports of jobs saved or created by President Barack Obama's stimulus plan came into question.

When the numbers were analyzed, serious errors were uncovered that revealed an overestimation of jobs saved, as well as the creation of jobs in Congressional districts that didn't exist.

As the story unfolded, it became quite apparent that calculating the number of jobs saved or created was an exercise in futility, since it was nearly impossible to determine if the equation used was accurate enough to make such grandiose claims.

Some government worker (GW): "Thank god for the stimulus plan, or I would have been fired."

Some skeptical dude (SD): "How do you know that?"

GW: "Shut the hell up. You hate Obama because he's black, just admit it!"

SD: "Not true. But just like Dick Nixon, Barack is lying to you and Mathgate will be his downfall."

Mathgate by Creative Destruction November 27, 2009

mathmatics 

n. digits, phone number

"Let me get your mathmatics"

mathmatics by Nickinu October 23, 2003