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Mathmatize 

The action of creating a directly proportional mathematical algorithm from a simple conversation.
Usage of Mathmatize:"I got sooo drunk last night. I started with beer and I think i switched to liquor at one point because my piss smelled like Jack Daniels. I am extremely hungover today"

X* = How many beers drank
Z* = Unknown types and quantities of booze drank
Y* = Rating from 1-10 of hungover-ness

Sample Sentence of Mathmatize:
"I got sooo drunk last night. I started with (X*) and I think i switched to (Z*) at one point because my piss smelled like (Z* Squared). I am (Y*) today"
Mathmatize by Ted Bundy2 April 22, 2011
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Mathmatize 

Changing a math problem to be overly complex or not complex enough
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mathmatitude 

The act of having extreme confidence/arrogance regarding your aptitude in mathematics.
That Samantha sure has some serious mathmatitude.!
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The act of confusing a borrower by means of lies, doubletalk, and exageration.
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mathmatics 

n. digits, phone number
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mathamatize 

To apply math to a problem in order to solve it.
Guy: How are we going to figure this out?
Girl: Simple, we just need to mathamatize it.
mathamatize by Luke Asa December 9, 2008

Mathematize 

To convert non mathematics subjects into a numeric correlation.
Cryptographers mathematize language.
Mathematize by rkonb February 12, 2012
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