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Mathmatize 

The action of creating a directly proportional mathematical algorithm from a simple conversation.
Usage of Mathmatize:"I got sooo drunk last night. I started with beer and I think i switched to liquor at one point because my piss smelled like Jack Daniels. I am extremely hungover today"

X* = How many beers drank
Z* = Unknown types and quantities of booze drank
Y* = Rating from 1-10 of hungover-ness

Sample Sentence of Mathmatize:
"I got sooo drunk last night. I started with (X*) and I think i switched to (Z*) at one point because my piss smelled like (Z* Squared). I am (Y*) today"
Mathmatize by Ted Bundy2 April 22, 2011
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Mathmatize 

Changing a math problem to be overly complex or not complex enough
Guys let's not over mathmatize this!

mathmatitude 

The act of having extreme confidence/arrogance regarding your aptitude in mathematics.
That Samantha sure has some serious mathmatitude.!
mathmatitude by Tojorisin February 4, 2015
The act of confusing a borrower by means of lies, doubletalk, and exageration.
Rashad magmatized that bitch with his high interest taxable dollars rap.
magmatize by Damon Dukes October 3, 2006

mathmatics 

n. digits, phone number
"Let me get your mathmatics"
mathmatics by Nickinu October 23, 2003

mathamatize 

To apply math to a problem in order to solve it.
Guy: How are we going to figure this out?
Girl: Simple, we just need to mathamatize it.
mathamatize by Luke Asa December 9, 2008

Mathematize 

To convert non mathematics subjects into a numeric correlation.
Cryptographers mathematize language.
Mathematize by rkonb February 12, 2012
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