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Matthew Green 

Matthew Green is a strange male who isnt good at minecraft or games in general he has never been in a relationship and isnt a bundalengers or a bigman
me: hi matthew green ur dumb
matthew green: ik
Matthew Green by Very Cool Dude. February 11, 2022

Matthew Green 

A primordial being, birthed from the sorrow of the people and the union of greater existence. Ketamine Bluetholemew and Alcoholism Von Yellow joined together to form one of the building blocks of natural order. Through the fusion of these unknowns, Matthew Green was birthed. A true figglebottom(although he denies such naming convention due to his overwhelming sense of humility), he brought about the beginning of all things and acts as a governor to the passage of time and humanity's place within it's continuum.

Also used to describe the man above, he who holds the cat named Gypsy.
Is that Matthew Green? Rejoice! It is the coming of a new age!
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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