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match it

When two or more people are smoking marijuana, and they each require a blunt (marijuana cigarette) of their own. They pass their blunts to eachother and smoke.
Yo nugga match it bitch. It's fuckin 1am what the Fuck? Let's fuckin smoke already!
by maryjane candy cane December 30, 2011
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Go shove a match in your dick and light it!

A meaner version of prases like "Go jump in the lake!"

Note "it" can, depending on the circumstances, refer to either the dick or the match.
Guy: "Will you make me a sandwich?"
Girl: "Go shove a match in your dick and light it!"
Guy: "Should I light the match or my dick?"
by CowManCheeseBall September 9, 2012
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Mitch it and ditch it

when having anal sex with a girl, her head bangs against the wall. you then ask her to leave with bruises on her dome.
Her head was hurting so I told her to leave, I pulled the old Mitch it and ditch it
by The Man of the Hour33333 November 25, 2010
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Make an argument out of it / Mach doch Mal ein Argument draus

German catchphrase (original: Mach doch Mal ein Argument draus) used by people who are unable to come up with practical solutions to any problem whatsoever.

Translates roughly to "make an argument out of it".

Used primarily by losers if they are literally helpless to change anything about their own condition.
Sailor man: Captain, we are heading towards an iceberg, you need to turn around, so we don't crash!

Captain: Make an argument out of it.

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Anastasia: I am leaving you for Tyrone, he's just so much better than you, he earns so much more than you, he works out regularly and let's not even get started about his performance in bed; you can't compare!

Christopher: Make an argument out of it / Mach doch Mal ein Argument draus.

Anastasia: This is why nobody likes you.
by xXx_GogetaSS4_xXx July 31, 2024
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Prove it with math.

used in an instance where one wishes to discredit someone where math would never be used to discredit them. This is very much a joke and not seriously meant to discredit someone.

On the flipside, saying: "I proved it with math" should never be used in a situation where you actually proved it with math. It is a joke where you pretend to add credit to what your saying.

Any one who says differently is a liart.
A: Your mom sucks cocks.
B: No!
A: Yeah!
B: Prove it with math.
A: I... What?
by JacknotNoah May 20, 2007
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1v1 Final Destination No Items Match

A brutal fistfight between two people without any intervention.

The term comes from the Super Smash Bros. series, specifically from e-sports competitions. This type of match is very common because Final Destination is a "pure" stage, with no platforms, walls, or slopes, so it depends only on skill.
A: What happened? Why is he so beaten up?
B: He just had a 1v1 Final Destination No Items Match with his coworker.
by Filename99 September 1, 2023
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mitch itch

Unknown sexually transmitted disease characterized by
by highly contagious lesions. May be transmitted to co-workers through physical contact. Some rare strains have been known to be airborne. Early symptoms include subject incessantly adjusting crotch. Subjects suffering from mitch itch will vehemently deny disease contraction.
Common treatment involves hydro-cortisone and icy hot.
Most likey cause known: putting the pee-pee in the poo-poo and getting the ooh-wee.
"Stay away from that dude, I heard he got a Katie and now he's got the mitch itch."
by Jermain Masters April 15, 2008
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