A female that lives in the mastic/Shirley area of Long Island. Mastiss' tend to have a lust for cheap booze, cheap reservation cigarettes and mid 90's ford Taurus'. They tend to either be slightly overweight while stuffed into cheap Kmart jeans or crackhead skinny with purple hair, random bad face piercings and poor dental hygeine. Usually unwed with a child or two.
Damn! Look at those mastiss' over there sitting on the hood of that rotted '93 taurus. They're sharing a bottle of thunderbird and some clipped rez smokes!"
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Girl 1: Have you seen Matisse?
Girl 2: Yeah I am so jealous of his girlfriend!
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Girl 2: Yeah I am so jealous of his girlfriend!
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by plsloveme March 26, 2020
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Jimmy: ‘have you heard about the argument between Matisse and Josh’
Timmy: ‘yes, Josh is so dumb to think he could beat Matisse in an argument’
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Timmy: ‘the most legendary’
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Guy 1: Wasn't Matisse slaying today.
Guy 2: Yh, don't you have a girl though
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Guy 2: Yh, don't you have a girl though
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