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A female that lives in the mastic/Shirley area of Long Island. Mastiss' tend to have a lust for cheap booze, cheap reservation cigarettes and mid 90's ford Taurus'. They tend to either be slightly overweight while stuffed into cheap Kmart jeans or crackhead skinny with purple hair, random bad face piercings and poor dental hygeine. Usually unwed with a child or two.
Damn! Look at those mastiss' over there sitting on the hood of that rotted '93 taurus. They're sharing a bottle of thunderbird and some clipped rez smokes!"
mastiss by Jerry Haglividi May 21, 2024
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Sexy size, good in bed, well-employed head!
People who know that women want to - outsider -
Impulsive and have a sober.
Matīss boy man
Matīss by skyblueboy May 12, 2009
ULTIMATE GOD OF SEX. RULER OF THE 5TH DIMENSION. SLAYER OF WOMAN.
Person: the end is near
Person2: ITS THE GOD ,MATISSE
Matisse by Deathsponge May 9, 2020
The best friend u will ever have. Really pretty and great to talk to. Absolutly funny. Really good at dancing . And all round the best person u will ever meet in ur life
Guy 1:She is the best girl ever
Guy 2: must be a Matisse
Matisse by Josh lungi September 8, 2013
He is very hot and loves to have sex. Very funny yet sometimes he is quiet. He is very trustworthy and will never let you down. He is a great athlete with a speciality in basketball. He is often quite tall. He is a good kisser so he often has a girlfriend. He is very muscular and kind. The perfect combination for a good boyfriend.
Girl 1: Have you seen Matisse?
Girl 2: Yeah I am so jealous of his girlfriend!
Girl 1: He is so hot.
Matisse by plsloveme March 26, 2020
A Matisse is a very advanced human, many kneel before her as she is just too amazing for them to comprehend in their simple minds. Matisse’s are very nice to everyone even if they are bad people who do not deserve her kindness, she is very smart and is impossible to beat in an argument because Matisse is too smart and advanced and uses big words that people don’t understand, never argue with a Matisse because you will inevitably lose (her best friend has seen these battles and the Matisse always wins). Matisse’s are also extremely funny and loved by everyone, she is very fun to hang around with and you never feel bored. Matisse’s are also very wise, give good advice and counseling - her brain is the intellectual size of Mars. Matisse is better than you.
Jimmy: ‘have you heard about the argument between Matisse and Josh’
Timmy: ‘yes, Josh is so dumb to think he could beat Matisse in an argument’
Jimmy: ‘Matisse is legendary’
Timmy: ‘the most legendary’
Matisse, the best person in the world. She is beautiful inside and out, her smile lights up the world and her small eyes bring a smile to your face. She has eyebrows that are slayed to the Gods and highlight that always be popping. Her personality bangs, she acts all shy but when you get to know her she bare weird and crazy but that's cute when it not annoying.
Guy 1: Wasn't Matisse slaying today.
Guy 2: Yh, don't you have a girl though
GUy 1: Matisse makes all other girls irrelevan
Matisse by .YourDad. July 17, 2016
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