When you take yourself out on dates; dating yourself. You already know what you're into, likes, dislikes, hobbies, etc... Dating yourself also allows you the freedom to have a great time, all the time, and never have to hear "you're not paying attention to me" or other forms of bitching and nagging. You are free to mingle with whom you please and are able to spend time enjoying life and being happy.
Could come off as self-centered, egotistic, or conceited to those who don't understand how hard it is to find someone as awesome as you are.
Could come off as self-centered, egotistic, or conceited to those who don't understand how hard it is to find someone as awesome as you are.
(A)"What are your plans for tomorrow?"
"Oh I'm going to masterdate."
"Huh?"
"I didn't stutter... and this is why I date myself.."
(B)"If I could marry myself I would, so for now I am a masterdater."
"Oh I'm going to masterdate."
"Huh?"
"I didn't stutter... and this is why I date myself.."
(B)"If I could marry myself I would, so for now I am a masterdater."
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A set date between an individual and subscription based Internet pornography; can be preceded by dinner and drinks.
A set date between an individual and subscription based Internet pornography; can be preceded by dinner and drinks.
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An update about your masterbation habits
Person 1: i have a masterdate.
Person 2: ok tell me.
Person 1: i went 8 times in a row before getting cockblocked by my uncle.
Person 2: ok tell me.
Person 1: i went 8 times in a row before getting cockblocked by my uncle.
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Did you see Rick's new girlfriend?
Ya, she's such a tease. He'll never get any tonight on their date
I guess he'll have to masterdate
Ya, she's such a tease. He'll never get any tonight on their date
I guess he'll have to masterdate
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Do you ever get that wanting feeling to date another masterbater. Defined as MasterDate...it may be solo but you are not alone.
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