Master Bator

A Master Bator is somebody who, because of the sheer number of times they have masturbated (choked the chicken, administered corporal punishment to a primate {spanked the monkey}, jacked off, beat off, jerked off, beat their meat, whacked off, played pocket pool, wanked off, etc.), has become an expert at it -- a true master masturbator (or Master Bator).

Works better when written or typed vs. when spoken.

Hozay hasn't gotten any tail in such a long time that he's become a true-to-life Master Bator!!!

Master Bator by Telephony August 22, 2012

Master Bater 

Being the best at bating. An absolute master, to be exact. You must not act like a douche, you must just bate. And bate well. Very well. what is bating? if you do not know, you will not find out.

I am the master bater. bow down to me, or i will mumble mumble.

Master Bater by white brown! May 4, 2010

Master Bater 

Master bater is a person who mastered the art of masturbation.

Kyle is a master bater

Master Bater by Chuggiecheese October 3, 2021

Master duh Bater 

"Master duh Bater" -- someone who sounds like they're arguing, stupidly, but really just engaging in mental masturbation.

I thought I was educating a troll online, but it turns out he's a Master duh Bater!

Master duh Bater by zippyskippy May 27, 2024

Master duh Bater 

Someone who thinks they're in a debate and has something profound to say, but is actually just mentally masturbating.

His point was moot. He is such a master duh bater

Master duh Bater by zippyskippy June 5, 2024

Mater Bater 

You Gonna Get Funky Alright...

This is the mater bater y'all very rare very hard to find especially in this condition the tire the treads are all there.

Mater Bater by P. E. N. I. S. November 7, 2021

mater bater 

A person that masturbates to his significant other.

That douchebag is such a mater bater. He makes me want to bate to tubgirl.

mater bater by Steve Bater May 13, 2005