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Asstronaut

Male who has a particular penchant for anal sex or one who is known for being skilled in this dark art. The Asstronaut is said to seek deep space, making it a clever play on words.
Toby is famed for being an Asstronaut and likes nothing more than probing your anus.
Asstronaut by Mel Carroll May 23, 2008
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Asstronaut

A term describing a person who with minimal effort gets huge amounts of ass. The term was first used by negro rapper "Dr. Dre" in the song "Keep Their Heads Ringin'".
"Treyshon is a fucking asstronaut! Did you se those bitchis he brought home yesterday?" "i get plenty of ass, call me an asstronaut"
Asstronaut by Mr. Arafat July 2, 2011

Sasstronaut 

A person who is being exceptionally sassy, and maybe beginning to get an attitude but you don't want to hit in the face because they're your friend.
Friend A is being bitchy. Friend B, "dude, why are you being such a sasstronaut?"
Sasstronaut by ecg87 November 17, 2011

asstronaut

A gay who explores places where no man has been before.
Jared Mezzochi is an asstronaut
asstronaut by Andrei May 15, 2004

asstronaut

See that guy? what an asstronaut!
asstronaut by Anonymous July 14, 2003

Sasstronaut 

noun. A female naturally skilled and trained during childhood in the art of being an unreasonably sassy drama queen and self-entitled. Sasstronauts will often evade responsibility for their own dramatic actions that were caused by their unreasonable sassiness.
Alysin pissed off every one of her coworkers by being an unbearably cunty sasstronaut.
Sasstronaut by King Bowl April 5, 2013
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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