noun. A female naturally skilled and trained during childhood in the art of being an unreasonably sassy drama queen and self-entitled. Sasstronauts will often evade responsibility for their own dramatic actions that were caused by their unreasonable sassiness.
Alysin pissed offevery one of her coworkers by being an unbearably cunty sasstronaut.
Male who has a particular penchant for anal sex or one who is known for being skilled in this dark art. The Asstronaut is said to seek deep space, making it a clever play on words.
Toby is famed for being an Asstronaut and likes nothing more than probing your anus.
A term describing a person who with minimal effort gets huge amounts of ass. The term was first used by negro rapper "Dr. Dre" in the song "Keep Their Heads Ringin'".
"Treyshon is a fucking asstronaut! Did you se those bitchis he brought home yesterday?" "i get plenty of ass, call me an asstronaut"
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.