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A Massimo is a sexy Italian guy who is often strong. He loves to only focus on one girl and will be willing to love her for the rest of his life. Massimo’s attend to be good at quotes and poems (mostly to impress a girl(s)) They can also be quite childish but serious when needed the most. But are almost never insucure!
I’ve been dating a guy named Massimo and it’s everyt said above!!
Massimo by Emma Joy December 19, 2017
A super sweet guy that many desire but not many can have. He's everything that a girl could ever want. Whoever gets him is lucky and they should never let him go!
"Omg is she dating massimo?"
-"yes"

"She's lucky to have him!"
Massimo by Angel2124 August 21, 2016
A sexy person that all the girls love!!
Massimo is a sweet charming Italian guy that all girls love. He is a sexy beast, hot, and has an 8 pack. Some say his biceps are the size of your neck. He is a stone cold bitch and will beat the living shit out of you. he also has a 12-inch dick. if you get in a fight with him you will get slapped by his dick. He gets all the hoes, and pussy he needs. Massimo is the nicest person you will ever meet. All the girls fall for his tricks, and he does not care if he breaks someone's heart. Massimo is a fuck boy, he lost his virginity at the 12, and he only falls for blondes.
wow look over there, there is a Massimo, he is so fucking hot
Massimo by bigjose November 21, 2018

The Massimo Effect 

When Someone is Turned On By A Character from a TV Series,Movie or Book
"Simon From Bridgeton Really Has a Massimo Effect on me😫"

"Rue really be giving the Massimo effect 🤤"
Massimo is a big ass motherfucker. Massimo is a good friend but if you fuck him up he will fuck you up 10 times harder. Massimo is a person that will make you suck his dick just for fun. Massimo really enjoys cheese because he’s a big Italian. His most favorite cheese is Mozzarella so go get him some.
Oh shit here comes massimo and I don’t have any cheese for him I’m gonna have to suck his big dick.
Massimo by Bigcock123456 November 22, 2018
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