Massagejob 

When an agreement is made to give your wife/girlfriend a massage, with the anticipation of receiving a blowjob in return.

You’ve never heard of a massagejob? It’s great.. you give your girl a nice massage and after she returns the favor with a blowjob.

Massagejob by The Auroch July 26, 2018

massagemosis 

The relaxation you experience while observing someone getting a massage.

I got very drowsy when I saw her getting a massage at the airport. I was overcome with massagemosis.

massagemosis by Kaptain Karl April 17, 2007

Massagejacking 

When some douche tries to steal a massage you clearly claimed for yourself on facebook.

Dude: Oh man I desperately needs a back / neck massage.
Douche: Dibs!
Dude: Hey no, no, I get dibs on the first massage; no massagejacking my status.

Massagejacking by Spark510 November 24, 2010

massagerbation 

The Art of masturbating whilst massaging your partner(s) entire body.

Nothing like getting litty and enjoying massagerbation.
The Art of masturbating whilst massaging your partner(s) entire body.

massagerbation by Grizlytedy December 24, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004