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Massagejob 

When an agreement is made to give your wife/girlfriend a massage, with the anticipation of receiving a blowjob in return.
You’ve never heard of a massagejob? It’s great.. you give your girl a nice massage and after she returns the favor with a blowjob.
Massagejob by The Auroch July 26, 2018
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massagemosis 

The relaxation you experience while observing someone getting a massage.
I got very drowsy when I saw her getting a massage at the airport. I was overcome with massagemosis.
massagemosis by Kaptain Karl April 17, 2007

Massagejacking 

When some douche tries to steal a massage you clearly claimed for yourself on facebook.
Dude: Oh man I desperately needs a back / neck massage.
Douche: Dibs!
Dude: Hey no, no, I get dibs on the first massage; no massagejacking my status.
Massagejacking by Spark510 November 24, 2010

massagerbation 

The Art of masturbating whilst massaging your partner(s) entire body.
Nothing like getting litty and enjoying massagerbation.
The Art of masturbating whilst massaging your partner(s) entire body.
massagerbation by Grizlytedy December 24, 2018
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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