Massage Chain

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3 or more people arranged in a line with each person giving the next in line a shoulder rub.

On April 28, 2010, 1,223 people lined up and gave each other shoulder massages to form the current Guinness World Record for Longest Massage Chain

Massage Chain by Portland LMT July 14, 2011

Words you can keep

breaking the message chain

On Myspace or other sites with private messaging, after a series of back-and-forth messages, sending one that ultimately ends the chain.

You: Hey, what's up?
Girl: Not much. How bout you? =]
You: I want to skeet on your face and make you slurp it up.
You: Wait, I didn't break the message chain did I?

breaking the message chain

breaking the message chain by Myspace Addict January 5, 2008

Chain Message

A chain message is usually a message that is untraceable when it it first sent.They are usually sent because of the threat of bad things, such as being cursed, haunted, bad sex, relatives dying or death itself. Do not re send a chain message because it won't work and its stupid. Blackberry Messenger and email are most affected.

Chain messages don't work so don't bother with them. Making the up is just as bad. Luckily there are such things as spam filters.

Chain Message by Hashdog63748 September 20, 2013

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026