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the marked man

when you have sex with a chick and she wont tell anyone who she banged but everyone really knows it was really you that she did it with and that she got an std from you
lindsay and i had sex but she would tell it was me but everyone knew it was me and made me the marked man
the marked man by The king Friday September 7, 2013

Marked Man 

When a guy cock slaps a person in the forehead hard enough to leave a bruised impression of a penis on that persons forehead. The bruise must obviously be a penis or its not an official Marked Man.
Wayne says "awh guys, come check it out! i check marked manned Kyle!"
Marked Man by WhyteKong January 27, 2010

Mashed Potato Man 

noun. A menace of the forest that came to life through a bowl of mashed potatoes. He wears a yellow shirt, blue jeans, and underpants on his head to hide his true identity.
Mashed Potato Man by Scnigey March 23, 2003

Mashed Potatoes Man-Gravy (with Beef Wellington) 

When you place a large helping of mashed potatoes into the ass crack of your individual of choice. Then you spray your "Man-Gravy" onto the mashed potatoes and proceed to eat them out of your partner's ass. If Beef Wellington is involved, the partner shits into the Mashed Potatoes the entire load.
Kyle iinvited me over for dinner. He failed to tell me that Mashed Potatoes Man-Gravy was to be our dessert. Of course, I surprised him with a little Beef Wellington on the side.

Mashed Potato Man 

A menace to society that came to life from a bowl of unseasoned mashed potatoes. Soft, white, flavorless, and unrefined. Likes gravy.

Maskedmonke

A guy who plays gorilla tag and wants people to know his TikTok. Also maskedmonke is very likeable and cool.
I am so cool just like maskedmonke
Maskedmonke by Maskedmonke March 15, 2022