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martorell 

I wish I knew a Martorell.
martorell by Natsmom January 22, 2017

Nicholas Martorell Jr

cool kid that is very tall and brennen cutting is short.

Sleazy Martinelli 

The act of urinating in a container of apple juice when dehydrated and placing it back in the refrigerator to be consumed by somebody else.
He was always drinking up my organic applejuice until the day he puked from my sleazy martinelli.

Jaeden Martell 

the most perfect boy to live, ever. Hes so beautiful and his voice is so relaxing. His acting is outstanding and his style is immaculate. His sense of humor is extremely funny and he supports everyone for who they are.
“Whos the boy who stutters in IT?”

“Oh thats Bill Denbrough, hes played by Jaeden Martell.”

Gabriel Martinelli

Gabriel Martinelli

The greatest. Football player for Arsenal and Brazil. Simply one of the greatest of all time. Some say he is the Lord Jesus Christ Himself. Rumoured to be the love child and Pele and, Cristiano Ronaldo . He also has a huge cock which strikes fear into his opposition, ice cold killer.
Mason Greenwood is so overrated, he's just a, twerking twat, instead of playing football he should be on swarmz (UK rapper) Instagram live. He will never be the level of, Gabriel Martinelli.

Martinelli Shower 

Honoring someone by pouring a bottle of sparkling cider on their head.

Note: It is considered a sign of disrespect to reciprocate a Martinelli Shower. Reciprocation is permitted only in the case of a Golden Shower -- a structurally homologous but functionally distinct practice.
To celebrate closing that big deal, we gave our CEO a Martinelli Shower.