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Marthaphobia 

Fear of Martha is a common fear or phobia among modern colony residents and bgph fans. Martha's a fictional character, created by the renowned novelist Abhay Ashiyana for his horror novel of the same name.In Ashiyana's words "Martha mardon ki satayi huyi ek aisi aurat thi jo ab mardon ke liye ek khauf ban gayi thi, Uske dil-o-dimaag mein un manchale logon ke liye gehri nafrat thi jo parayi auraton par galat nazar rakhte hain"
For eg. Even though martha hates and beats up only men, women of the locality have marthaphobia too as she's very horrifying and evil lady.mardon ki satayi huyi ek aisi aurat thi jo ab mardon ke liye ek shrap ban gayi thi, Uske dil-o-dimaag mein un manchale logo ke liye gehri nafrat thi jo parayi auraton par buri nazar rakhte the!
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Marxaphobia 

Someone with an intense phobia of Capitalism and Communism
Joseph: Hey bruh, can we split diamonds, I only have 4 more left to make a chest plate.
Harold: Wait, are you implying Communism?
Joseph: Well technically yeah, bu...
Harold: AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaHhHhHH
Joseph:Oh yeah he has Marxaphobia, fucking Cumwad
Marxaphobia by BruhBruhPepperoni September 11, 2019

MarchOPhobia 

The fear of the month March, prevailing in India, which is induced by the procedure of filing returns and saving taxes.
Oh My God! I am too scared to think of my tax files. I think I might have MarchOPhobia.”

mariaphobia

mariaphobia is the phobia of Maria. Maria is watching me type this right now, so much pressure... I think it's making me develop mariaphobia.
Nerissa: I think Maria is watching you.
Athena: OMG I THINK I'M DEVELOPING MARIAPHOBIA!!!!!!!!!!
mariaphobia by totallynotathena December 10, 2021

Wal-Martaphobia 

1: Yo you going to Wal-Mart?
2: No mate... you know I've got Wal-Martaphobia

Methaphobia

When your meth is too good to be true usually this means that people are either afraid to use it or eat it
When shown meth to methaphobic people it makes them go blind and deaf for brief second, giving people chance to molest them or kidnap them. It also makes your nipples twist and your head turn 360.
"Holy shit man i just witnessed meth and got insta molested by 7 people, lol."
"James was traumatised after seeing man's head turn 360 and noscope some skrub."
"Methaphobia is ... Gulp on these nuts lmao"
Methaphobia by Master Chief Jeff October 3, 2018

MarchOPhobia 

The fear of the month March, prevailing in India, which is induced by the procedure of filing returns and saving taxes.
Oh My God! I am too scared to think of my tax files. I think I might have MarchOPhobia.”
MarchOPhobia by ChalBC March 6, 2019