Methaphobia

When your meth is too good to be true usually this means that people are either afraid to use it or eat it
When shown meth to methaphobic people it makes them go blind and deaf for brief second, giving people chance to molest them or kidnap them. It also makes your nipples twist and your head turn 360.

"Holy shit man i just witnessed meth and got insta molested by 7 people, lol."
"James was traumatised after seeing man's head turn 360 and noscope some skrub."
"Methaphobia is ... Gulp on these nuts lmao"

Methaphobia by Master Chief Jeff October 3, 2018

methamphibian

A person who is powefully addicted to methamphetamine. Physical traits are amphibian like in nature. Examples are: slimy skin, lack of hair or teeth, bulging eyes and nocturnal habits. They can often be found hiding at night around abandoned buildings or attempting to talk or argue with inanimate objects.

I was down in the bad part of town and caught a glimpse of some methamphibians creeping around an old pool.

Shit, Someone broke into our garage and stole all our empty cans again. Damn methamphibians!

methamphibian by Mope1234 April 20, 2006

Methyphobia 

Methyphobia also known as Potophobia is an intense, irrational fear of alcohol. The Methyphobic individual individual may actually fear people who drink alcohol or the loss of control when alcohol is consumed. People that have this phobia will avoid any situation where they might be exposed to alcohol. As a result they will not go to parties or family gatherings like weddings or holidays.

I invited Bob but he can't come because he's scared to be confronted with alcohol, he's got Methyphobia.

Methyphobia by Charleyrawrr May 3, 2010

Memaphobia 

Mema-pho-bia (mem-a-foh-bee-uh)
Noun;
The abnormal fear of becoming a meme.

Dude: "Oh man, I hope that picture you took of me doesn't become a meme!"

Man: "I think you might have memaphobia, dude."

Memaphobia by oldmateadz July 12, 2012

Menpaphobia 

menpaphobia

noun

1. the fear of any golden child (kpop band) member gaining the password to the official twitter account and suddenly holding a menpa out of nowhere; and that you are late for it, or are simply not online and miss the whole thing without knowing.

note: menpa — mention party; in which a golden child member comes online and gives replies to as many fans as possible within the span of 30 mins - 45 mins

ytaekist: "ok i was just sleeping just now and idk how my body just instantely wake up and like i still havent found my conciousness yet but i grab my phone n open twt right away ???? man ive reach the new level of menpaphobia"

Menpaphobia by spookyhyuns February 28, 2018

mishaphobia

The extreme or irrational fear of or aversion to something as Misha Collins (and/or) the mishapocalypse

I love Misha Collins Soo much
Don't say that don't you know I have MISHAPHOBIA

Bro are you doing the mishapocalypse this year
NO I can't bro I have MISHAPHOBIA

mishaphobia by hey_cass_butt May 19, 2018

Metrophobia 

An uncommon fear of poetry.

So my English teacher started reading T.S. Eliot, and I started having a seizure because of my Metrophobia.

Metrophobia by Phobiaz July 22, 2008