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Walmartophobia 

The fear of Walmart. The fear of being trapped in a building with a large number of people, most of whom are either unintelligent, rude, or in any other way undisirable, and being stuck in long lines for extended periods of time. Those who exhibit Walmartophobia, sometimes referred to as "Walmartophobes" go to great lengths to shop else where in an attempt to avoid Walmart, even if it means spending more money. In severe cases, the mere mention of the name Walmart evokes a negative response. Sufferers experience anxiety, stress, frustration, anger, and sudden and strong urge to punch anyone around them.
"Every time we go to Walmart Jeff gets so stressed out and frustrated, he hates going. He has Walmartophobia."
Walmartophobia by ShadowWolf88 August 5, 2012

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016