mart bingo
mart bingo by wohooirock May 13, 2009
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wal-mart bingo
When going into a wal-mart store you and a buddy have to pick 3 types of people each that may be in the store. These people are common people in the store like nascar famalies, camoflauge family, sports jersey wearing guy, and creepy poneytail guy.
wal-mart bingo by I h8 wal-mart 1 November 27, 2011
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Wal-Mart Bingo
A variation of bingo, but instead of calling out letters/numbers, the caller describes things that can be seen at Wal-Mart, and the players cover squares on their cards if described scene is on a square.
Examples:
a poopy diaper in the parking lot
a 250 lb. 13 year old boy with his 350 lb. father and 450 lb. mother
an old man outside the store with an oxygen tank and smoking a cigarette
an infant wearing a Dale Earnhart t-shirt
a 30 year old woman with her pregnant 14 year old daughter
an obese white woman with 3 bi-racial kids
in the parking lot, a beat up 1981 van, out of which spills empty White Castle boxes when the door is opened
etc
Examples:
a poopy diaper in the parking lot
a 250 lb. 13 year old boy with his 350 lb. father and 450 lb. mother
an old man outside the store with an oxygen tank and smoking a cigarette
an infant wearing a Dale Earnhart t-shirt
a 30 year old woman with her pregnant 14 year old daughter
an obese white woman with 3 bi-racial kids
in the parking lot, a beat up 1981 van, out of which spills empty White Castle boxes when the door is opened
etc
Wal-Mart Bingo by Woody Thomas March 13, 2010
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