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Marty Maraschino 

Person 1: who’s your favorite grease character

Person 2: Marty Maraschino obviously

maueschido

An ex-League of Legends world champion known for his cringy jokes, awful skills and for saying the N word in a KFC, he was also known for having one of the highest IQ (even higher than Stephen Hawking), saldy he died of ligma last month, and will always be remembered by his fortnite squad.
fortnite member 1: Please dont take my kills and dont say the N-word .
fortnite member 2: *Actually takes kill and says N-word*.
fortnite member 1: If i wanted a white racist in my team, I would had invited maueschido to the squad.
fortnite member 2: *Instantly dies of ligma*.
maueschido by FortniteGamer33 December 3, 2018

Maraschino Larry 

when a dude puts his penis in a half empty beer can and fucks it. Leaving his dick tip in the beer to drink.
"Yo dude. That's brutal. Lemme get a maraschino larry!"
Maraschino Larry by mattie13 August 7, 2020

mareshio 

The one you almost had, the one who was loyal , the one that never let anyone’s doubts change his trajectory, charming, a ghost who exists in perfect timing only.
MARESHIO -Enigma ... Phantom...Blessing....Angel... Guardian.
mareshio by anonymous November 23, 2021
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026