Marley and Me

This has nothing to do with the movie marley and me. When they say marley they are codnaming the marijuana marley as in bob marley and devin says “ then i make it safe grab a brew and equalize it”

From song "Marley and Me"--Smoke DZA

"All my smokers get high with me, just marley and me
Is smoking on the Kush, or the Sour D"

---get it? Marley=Marijuana...and Me=Me

Marley and Me by Smoke DZA March 29, 2013

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Marley And Me

When you are plowing your girlfriend and your dog is plowing you. Then your hamster is eating out your dog and a pregante cockroach crawls inside the hamster’s anus.

My girlfriend found some Marley And Me porn in my parents video tapes last night.

Marley And Me by JayB.150 November 27, 2018

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The marley and me effect

When a couple gets a new puppy with the aim (whether they know it or not) of putting off having children. But then ultimately get pregnant within the next year.

"Did you hear that Michael and his wife got a new puppy? Looks like they are suffering from the Marley and me effect!"

The marley and me effect by Donut Holstein February 19, 2020

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Bob Marley and Me

A weed smoking golden retriever

Yo I saw a dank Bob Marley and Me at the pet shop yesterday

Bob Marley and Me by Drvenomous32 March 1, 2017

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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