Markusigs

tas nozime ka tu esi loti Markusa stila

“Markuss pipe malbro gold”
“ja vins ir loti markusigs”

by tjz maza January 29, 2023

MARKUSS

SEXY, FUN, CONFIDENT, BIG, TOUGH, STRONG, WILL KILL ANYONE THAT FUCKS WITH HIM OR HIS GIRLFRIEND

MARTIN-"IM MARKUSS I PLAY LACROSSE, IM COOL."
MARKUSS-"IM GOING TO TO BEAT YOUR ASS!"
MARTIN-"ILL GIVE YOU A COOKIE...OR 2."
MARKUSS- DRIVES TO SAN DIEGO (WAITS FOR MARTIN AFTER PRACTICE) AND HITS HIM WITH HIS BLUE TOYOTA COROLA SPORTS.

by SUGAR DADDY06 August 2, 2008

markusbigjohnson

markusbigjohnson is a pretty decently famous tik toker. he is so gorgeous and funny and so many girls love him. he is so sweet and cute and he’s only 15! his real name is markus walt and he has a mass following of over 23.1K on instagram and more than 108.2K on tik tok. he will be turning 16 on may 8, 2019 which means he is a taurus and they’re always so cute. he is the definition of perfect.

girl: omg markusbigjohnson from tik tok is so cute like omg!!
girl 2: omg ikr i wanna date him so bad ughh

by ohmickeyursofine April 18, 2019

Markuss

Big dick energy, usually tall and very charismatic. Gets hella girls and is the most wanted man with women and men.

Ayo Markuss has a humongous shlong
Look, its Markuss, hes probably fucked 20 women today.

by Smallppjake February 1, 2022

marksism

1. Obsession with one's marks;
2. Willingness to do anything for higher marks;
3. The philosophy a person who actually wants to do something useful in life;
4. something all serious students should be.

A: I could've totally gotten a 90! Why do I always get 89?
B: Stop complaining, why are you such a marksist?
A: A what?
B: Marksist! You're obsessed with your marks!
A: ... Oh. Well, I'm a senior, my marks are important!
B: That's true. I guess marksism is a must.
A: Absolutely.

by defenestratedwindows December 12, 2010

Markusing

Taking another person's kill on a video game.

Hey, stop markusing other people's kills.

by Taco the ninja January 19, 2009

Markuss

A man who needs to be dicked down and get a shotgun blown up his asshole, this man is too horny for his own good.

"MARKUSS YOUR WEINER IS TOO BIGGGG"
"i will kill you markuss"
"IM HORNY FOR YOU MARKUSS"-DOM

by ihavmycocinmyhandrightnow April 21, 2023