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Marmasan 

The cheesy smegma that guys have on their helmets (bellends) when they don't wash their cocks regularly.

dick cheddar
GIRL:-'Ewwww what is that gross smell?'

GUY:-'What smell?'

GIRL:-'The wiff of cheese when you removed your pants!'

GUY:-'Errrrrr!!!, I don't know what you're talking about!!'

GIRL:-'Eeewwww, You have Marmasan!!!!!
Marmasan by foxyleelou July 19, 2012

marmasoot 

southern term for an ugly woman. marmasoot's are usually found in bars and clubs looking for drunk men who are unable to see or make clear decisions.

The degree to which one is a marmasoot is based on poor looks, being over weight and poorly dressed.
I hope I don't get to drunk tonight and hook up with a marmasoot.

Look at that fat, ugly chick wearing spandex, what a marmasoot. BIG TIME!
marmasoot by Thomas DB July 30, 2008

Markimasochist 

Defined as just wanting to see what your body is capable of.
It is not the same as being a masochist, but will appear to be similar.

The name Markimasochist is derived from 'Markiplier' and 'Masochist'.
"He thinks I'm a masochist, I'm not a masochist!
I'm a Markimasochist who wants to push my body to it's absolute limits to scientifically prove my (pain tolerance/physical limitations).'
Markimasochist by TraderOfGoods October 21, 2020

markasia 

A great girl who you can love forever. Never forget her. They are smart, loving, kind hearted, sweet, beautiful, and stunning. Markasia's tend to fit into with lots of guys. She is amazing
Markasia is so beautiful, i wanna be her someday
markasia by cutieme32 January 26, 2015

Markasexual 

A sexuality based on the pigmentations of Borderline who is in all ways sexually, physically and emotionally ONLY attracted to Marcus O Fox.
Did you see Khloe last Tuesday? She rejected every advanced offer. She’s 100% Markasexual.
Markasexual by exstac December 7, 2022
a god like being who can part water and who is able to hop on one foot
dsfsdfds sdfas
markman by Boom January 3, 2005
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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