Markipedia

A person who listens to what people are talking about, then goes home and looks it up on the internet and pretends to know all about it the next day.

"where'd you learn that, Markipedia?

Markipedia by iamthedarkone December 23, 2006

Mickipedia 

A word derived from the combination of the name Michael and the popular website Wikipedia. While other variations excist merging other forenames this is the most common example. A Mickipedia is a know it all who will refuse to admit that he does not know something or that he may be wrong. Even if he is presented with irrifutable proof that he is incorrect he will argue his case. As such, much like Wikipedia, all facts should be independantly verified. As a Mickipedia ingests alcohol he will often be heard to begin sentences with "Did you know......." before imparting useless, and often completely off topic, bits of information in an increasingly raised voice.

Sure ask Mickipedia, he'll know!

Mickipedia by mmck_don April 4, 2011

markipelago 

To create a constellation of tiny shiny jizz pools by ejaculating all over someone or something.

"The pull-out method is notorious for its inevitable markipelagos." (Regular Intercourse Explained, vol.1)

markipelago by cessmachine October 27, 2017

Markieda 

A real one but will beat your ass if u fucking with her family

I love Markieda forever in forever

Markieda by Meanasskieda November 23, 2021