mark p. 

a homo that plays W.O.W. constantly and nags like a girl to his roomate about dipping.

hey man stop being such a mark p.

mark p. by assholemagee December 6, 2006

mark patterson 

McGregor 5 time Men’s Club Champ, women’s 3 time club champ. 8 total

I didn’t know the answer.. I was like Mark Patterson.. cause he’s stupid.

mark patterson by GUCCIGANGGGG4LIFE May 11, 2018

Mark Pacione 

(n) the coolest, most faithful guy ArchBalt has ever seen. He is the epitome of amazing. BEST DIRECTOR OF YOUTH & YOUNG ADULT MINISTRY EVER!

Mark Pacione is going to be at HighLI!!!!!!

Mark Pacione by maria1234a November 13, 2009

Mark Perry 

(noun.)

Individual male who single-handedly managed to accumulate a massive amount of rumors about himself by doing nothing. Was able to pass as 21 at age 16. Was also able to pass as a gangster.

The first name is never used by itself, unless you're a n00b.

One who is prone to quoting cartoons in every sentence.

(Can also be an adjective.)

ex A: What up, Mark Perry?

ex B: Hey it's Joe, Bob, and Mark Perry.

ex C: You thought he was 23?! That's so Mark Perry.

Mark Perry by THE L0LCAT MASTER May 28, 2010

mark pfromm

The BEAUTIFUL, HAWT, and SEXY human being. The lead singer of Vesta Collide

Say one bad thing about Mark Pfromm, and I will slit your throat

mark pfromm by Vesta Koolaid October 15, 2017

Mark Pellegrino

He's literally everything you could ever want in a guy. He's a handsome gentleman with just a slight hint of mischief in his kind soul. And no matter where you see him or who he's playing, you're guaranteed to love him. If not, you're either not a woman or just someone who's not attracted to men. I'm sorry but men better than Mark Pellegrino just don't exist. Oh, and ladies, if you ever think you'll be his Superman and save him from the horrors of his life, just remember that God threw some kryptonite in the bowl while creating him. And guys, don't hate your girls for living him. They can't help it. He was designed to be loved.

Girl #1: Okay, if you could marry any celeb, who?
Girl #2: Mark Pellegrino duh. Who wouldn't choose him? He's literally kryptonite. *swoons at the thought of being with him*

Mark Pellegrino by hidinginthecagewithluci April 10, 2020

Mike and Mark Points 

Points in which people are handed out by Mike and Mark. They must do crazy, often humiliating deeds in order to achieve them. The first person to gain 1,000,000 becomes, Mike and/or Mark.

Go stab that orphan and we'll give you 1,000 Mike and Mark Points.

Mike and Mark Points by Mike Chainsaw January 6, 2009