A real Canadian, unlike those asswipes from Ontario and Alberta. The original and best part of Canada, where people are down to earth, take the time to talk with you and ask how you are doing, and are known for being friendly.
Oh, and we actually respect America, our neighbours and trade partners. Hell, we should join New England, as the rest of Canada has no respect for what we have to offer.
Oh, and we actually respect America, our neighbours and trade partners. Hell, we should join New England, as the rest of Canada has no respect for what we have to offer.
"So, you're a Maritimer... you backward Newfie!"
"No, dick wad, Newfoundland is classified only as a part of Atlantic Canada, not the Maritimes. Doesn't the watered down education system in Ontario teach geography?"
"No, dick wad, Newfoundland is classified only as a part of Atlantic Canada, not the Maritimes. Doesn't the watered down education system in Ontario teach geography?"
by D. Daley October 8, 2005
Get the maritimer mug.A term used to describe a person who comes from or lives in the Maritime or Atlantic provinces of Canada; Newfoundland, Prince Edward Island, Nova Scotia and New Brunswick. These four provinces in particular have a rich sea-faring heritage, thus the derivation from the naughtical word "maritime", meaning having to do with the sea.
by Baten Kaitos September 5, 2007
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A term used for a person living in the Atlantic provinces of Canada. i.e. Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, Prince Edward Island.
Maritimers tend to make fun of Americans, not unlike how other Canadians do, except with no logic behind it.
Maritimers are also very ignorant people, and should look at themselves before judging people from southern states like Alabama.
Maritimers tend to make fun of Americans, not unlike how other Canadians do, except with no logic behind it.
Maritimers are also very ignorant people, and should look at themselves before judging people from southern states like Alabama.
by 3.14 June 19, 2005
Get the maritimer mug.An entity who inhabits the Atlantic regions of Canada. Maritimers' strong desire for Moosehead brand beer is only exceeded by their tendencies to perform anal sex on local moose who also inhabit the area. When a Maritimer is content, it will retire to its Velvet chair and usually smoke marijuana unit it passes out or pisses on itself. Use great caution when when visiting the Maritime region of Canada. Butt plugs are widely available in all Welcome Centers near the border.
"Over here to the left you will see one of our prized local moose!" said the Canada Park Ranger
"You can tell the Maritime moose from the other species because of their distinctive gait."
"Hey!" said the tourist
"That moose walks just like the ones we saw at Yellowstone!"
"Yep. Looks like our Maritimers have been spending too much time on JTV" said Ranger Steve
"You can tell the Maritime moose from the other species because of their distinctive gait."
"Hey!" said the tourist
"That moose walks just like the ones we saw at Yellowstone!"
"Yep. Looks like our Maritimers have been spending too much time on JTV" said Ranger Steve
by Steve from Summerfield August 25, 2010
Get the Maritimer mug.When someone inserts their finger into a person's rectum, then places the same finger in that person's mouth and "fish hooks" them.
by Uncle Jürgen October 24, 2022
Get the dirty maritimer mug.A animated show for those whom’st’ve a great IQ. Saying any line from said show will instantly increase your IQ by at least 50 points, depending on the quote. Speaking of the show will gain you the most fame and knowledge one man could ever have. In reality, this show is just for small children who think they are smart or for people to use ironically as a shit meme.
Guy: Dude do you watch Rick and Morty?
Guy 2: You mean RICHARD AND MORTIMER. *pause* WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB! *IQ increase tenfold*
Guy 2: You mean RICHARD AND MORTIMER. *pause* WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB! *IQ increase tenfold*
by Vinman7122 October 29, 2017
Get the Richard and Mortimer mug.A condition that occurs when a cadet is at New York Maritime College for too long, resualting in an illision that makes females more attractive than they really are. Similar to beer goggles, the two should never be combined in an unsafe area. The effects of the combination of the two are catastrophic, often resaulting in massive quantities of shame and ridicule by peers. There is, in fact, an equation that describes the potency of Maritime Goggles, h+(.15w)=mgh, with h being equal to the initial hotness of the chick, w being equal to the number of consecutive weeks a cadet is stuck on campus )whithout being off campus for a span of >1week), and mgh being equal to the maritime goggle hotness, or the final hotness of the chick.
Maritime Cadet: "Wow, look at that hottie in the mini-skirt!"
Normal Dude: "Uh, bro, she's no better than a 6."
Maritime Cadet: "Damn maritime goggles again, ive been stuck there too long."
if a girl is a 6 to one uneffected by maritime goggles, and is seen afer a cadet has been stuck on campus for 7 weeks, then she is now a 7.05 under maritime goggles, because 6+(.15*7)=7.05. The mgh potancy factor would be 1.05
Normal Dude: "Uh, bro, she's no better than a 6."
Maritime Cadet: "Damn maritime goggles again, ive been stuck there too long."
if a girl is a 6 to one uneffected by maritime goggles, and is seen afer a cadet has been stuck on campus for 7 weeks, then she is now a 7.05 under maritime goggles, because 6+(.15*7)=7.05. The mgh potancy factor would be 1.05
by MSA6219 October 2, 2009
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