Mariota 

A person who has never had sex before.

Woah! That guy has never had sex before? What a Mariota!

Mariota by Snitchy McFed January 16, 2019

Mariona 

Mariona is a really nice person, she is kind, loving, and very affectionate to other people. She is very easy to become friends with and become close with her. She is easy to get attached to and hard to let go of but when she is gone you will miss her.

Mariona is a great person.

Mariona by XxballerboyxX October 21, 2019

Mini Ladd playing MarioKart 

A term to describe how you are feeling. You use it when you feel like all hope is lost and you want to die.

I got fired from my job and now I feel like Mini Ladd playing MarioKart.

Mini Ladd playing MarioKart by KappaManofTheYearAward2017LOL June 6, 2017

Mariotard 

Unintelligent beings who think mario is so strong that he can beat anyone, even though he is just meant to be a plumber that jumps high and gets powerups. They use the smallest details to make mario look strong, and think adding -tard to the end of anything makes it an insult (see sonictard, so people do likewise to them. Most do not listen to reason, or logic.

"No, Mario does not beat Goku you Mariotard."
"Why the hell do you think Mario beats the hulk? Are you a Mariotard?"

Mariotard by RealDeaI July 19, 2015

marital outsourcing 

Outsourcing is farming work out to an external entity that can do it cheaper or more effectively. Marital outsourcing is the same concept applied to marital relations. Numerous service providers are able to perform services on demand often more effectively and at a lower "total cost"

David: What was Eliot Spitzer thinking?
Mark: Marital Outsourcing. Better service, lower cost.
David: Lower cost? He spent thousands of dollars!
Mark: You ever calcualate how much us married guys pay on a per event basis?
David: Touche.

marital outsourcing by Jamison313 April 17, 2008

Mariola 

She’s the sexiest girl out there and all the boys fall for her. She has loads of mates and is a true one herself. She’s that one really fit girl that everyone wants to date but she declines some as she’s not a player.

Wow look it’s Mariola I’m blessed

Mariola by TheMostTrue October 19, 2018

mariona 

A very beautiful girl very shy a good friend loyal to men Nice in bed very lovable nice and friendly falls in love very easily can be sexy

Mariona is very beautiful

mariona by pandalover12326 July 3, 2014