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Retard: Mario Movie is actually pretty good!
Every functioning human: No
mario movie by Minecraft Muffin September 30, 2020

The Super Mario Bros Movie 

A film-adaptation of the game franchise, this movie is one of Illumination's best creations yet, releasing April 7th 2023.
Personally, I think the Super Mario Bros Movie is the BEST movie Illumination has ever created

my super Mario bros movie poster

I will hit freewifim8 with my super Mario bros movie poster

Super Mario Bros: The Movie 

The movie where the cast is so outlandish, you wonder if John Cena will play Yoshi.
Mario: Hey Luigi, you have to see this cool Nintendo Direct. It has the cast for our new movie coming out soon!
Luigi. Ok. I’m excited to see who’s playing us!
*Watches direct*
Chris Pratt: Luigi, why do you look like Charlie Day?
Charlie Day: I don’t know Mario, why do you look like Chris Pratt?
Chris Pratt: Wait wha- WHY IS BOWSER JACK BLACK AND DONKEY KONG SETH ROGEN?
Charlie Day: Super Mario Bros: The Movie, what have you done to us!?

Super Mario Smoking Weed The Movie 

A 2013 masterpiece uploaded to Youtube where Mario begins by smoking a fat blunt while standing at an angle, staring at the camera, while the song "Get High" plays at the intro, with Mario's face slightly twitching all the time.

Mario does this for 30 minutes and 12 seconds.
super mario smoking weed the movie lyrics: i get high i get high i get high i get high i get high i get high i get high i get high oh i get high on your memories high on your memories high on your memories

Mario Bros. Movie

Retard: Hey, what’s your favourite movie? Retard 2: Mario Bros. Movie.
Retard: Fuck you and bye.
Mario Bros. Movie by Snappe May 30, 2018