A smart , kind and loving person. She will always be up to helping others and see their needs. She is a little shy when she first gets to know a person, but when she is with people she trusts, she is very open. She loves to sing and find out gossip. She loves to hangout with friends and talk about boy drama. Her favorite series is FRIENDS. Also she is a very animal person

Marijose is a great friend

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dutch marines

Hearts of Iron IV YouTuber iSorrowproductions said that Dutch Marines sounds like something you shouldn't look up on Urban Dictionary, so of course I looked up Dutch Marines on Urban Dictionary; only to be disappointed that there was no disgusting or bawdy definition, so I decided to provide one.

"Ya know, Dutch Marines kinda sounds like something you don't wanna look up when you go on Urban Dictionary."
Check out that girl's Dutch Marines!
Ooh, he kicked me right in the Dutch Marines!

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Angry Marines

Space Marine chapter in the Warhammer 40,000 Universe that was orginally created on 4chan. Has only the most irritated, insane, mad, generally angry Space Marines who can't be assigned to any other chapter due to their disregard for chain of command, general profanity and irritablity. Tend to carry out suicidal assaults - and win nonetheless.

Are generally led by Commissar Fuklaw, Egar, or any other equivalent of a pissed off Imperial Commissar.

Marines in this chapter also have anger-related names, often spelled backwards for humourous (?) effect. Examples include Ragequit, Muchdickery, Getoffmylawn, Dissep, Bitch Sodomiser of Death (BSOD), etc.

Normally also are recognized by their chant - "ALWAYS ANGRY! ALL THE TIME!"

Are also notorious for having Powerfeet and Powerfists - the Fists to smash the enemy's face in, the Feet to curbstomp and kick in the enemy's balls.

Random Imperial Guardsman -"Commissar, who are they?"
Random Commissar (in awe) - "They…are the Angry Marines. And they shall know no calm."
Angry Marine Sarge - "GOT THAT MUCH RIGHT, FUCKERS! WE'RE HERE TO CLEAN UP YOUR SHITTY OP! NOW GET THE FUCK OUT AND LET US WORK, YOU CUNTS!"

Angry Marines by Logical Fellow June 29, 2012

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recon marines

A Recon Marine can speak without saying a word, and achieve what others can only imagine. SWIFT! SILENT! DEADLY! Reconnaissance Marines are the hardest mother fuckers on the planet. They remain humble, never expecting the fame or glory given to other branches special forces. They are the silent killers, the dangerous ones, the men who always have a plan to kill everyone they know. Recon teams are assigned the types of missions that the American public will never hear about, the missions that the government denies, in a country that American forces are not welcome. The Recon MART/BRC selection process is arguably the hardest in the United States Military. It pays to be a winner. Only the smartest and strongest marines are accepted into the recon training company. The Reconnaissance community is not a place for the weak or faint hearted.

"My men have a child like fear of the dark, for the men with green and black faces lurk in the night, these are not ordinary Americans they are called Recon Marines." -North Vietnamese commander Arizona Territory 1969 1st Recon known by Terry Taliban simply as "the sons of Satan"

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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