Although not a direct insult, Margaret
Thatcher is used as a yardstick to
test public hatred for politicians. Although Tony Blair has tried hard in his ten years as Prime Minister he will be devastated to leave office without
even 50% of the villification
Maggie achieved.
'Mrs
Thatcher the milk snatcher', '
maggie' or 'crazy old bitch' as she was affectionately known steered the
UK through important and necessary structural economic changes to ensure the competitiveness of Britain's economy.
She did this in the most dispicably mean spirited and evil manner, by forcing hardship and unemployment upon millions of people, removing role models and providing a whole generation with a sub standard education. This is conclusive evidence of sexual equlity as she proved a feminine ability to be more ruthless than the most evil men.
She was instrumental with ronald reagan in defeating the Soviets during the cold war.
Maggie was also called the 'Iron
Lady', reputably coined by the Russians pissed at her tough negotiating stance but more likely due to the KGB discovering she is actually a
Borg (cyborg).
Some disputed facts:
This evil wizened old
hag has been medically certified as having the largest
testicles in Britain.
Some claim that contrary to being a cyborg her heartlessness stems from from an infection that developed in cobwebs that built up in her
pussy over many years that then went on to putrify her internal organs.
After 'suffering' a stroke (the first in over 50 years) she now closely resembles a melted manequin but with lower powers of mental reasoning.
Although it is yet to be officially announced it is widely believed that her 'death' will be celebrated by a national holiday which will include the burning of her effigy.
It is widely believed that she and Lord
Lamont used to drink each others piss whilst sacrificing kittens by burning them on an electric hob.
Maggies
late husband Dennis had not been sober since their wedding day and could not have been more emasculated were he a eunach.
She alledgely butt fucked Bush seniour in the oval office with a crude 'strap-on' which consisted of a un-plained 4x2 secured to the previously mentioned cobwebs.
