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n. A small, fierce creature that prowls in the Bay Area jungle. Pretty bomb. Has swagger. Fan of the SF Giants. May ask why you are eating certain foods at certain times. Still cute though.
Why can't Mared be Mared?
mared by crankycarrot May 13, 2011
Words you can keep
to have a go at someone
'i told her she i couldnt see her on tuesday and she just mared at me'
mared by Squidgey January 6, 2008
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A person who cares about enjoying time with friends and healing from the damage of the past.
An individual who exists "between" their past and their future, using old scars as a foundation for new joy.
He’s a true Mared; he knows he was hurt before, but he’s focused on healing and finding joy in the present moment.

"He didn't want to stay 'marred' by his history, so he became a MARED—someone who uses the lessons of the past to build a better life today."
Mared by Mared April 13, 2026

Holy mared 

Hollymared (noun) meaning holy shit from France
I went to Daubi for half the year with my husband bought some flowers for my mom , made a nice treehouse for my daughter stayed at home. With the family ..mom emptied holy mared as she saw Me come back with my husband holy mared as we walked into the house.
Holy mared by Pink warrior June 16, 2018
A describing word. Refers to something which fits the bill of an individual who sits in Mardale at Runshaw College. E.g. Wears nike huaraches, uses excessive amounts of emojis, has a Southport/Ormskirk accent, loves 'Hannah Wants' and deep house, probably has a quiff or the odd topknot, stands in front of the exit doors of college at 4pm, boys wearing legging-like joggers, calls group of friends 'team' or 'squad', talks about protein shakes, 'pursue fitness' joggers, has 60,000 score on snapchat
I'm not going to that gig it would be Mardale as fuck
mardale by d2d2015 March 9, 2015

square marden 

Jackie Chan's comical mispronunciation of Madison Square Garden in the bloopers of Rush Hour 2.
I always dreamed to square marden.
A beautiful angel
born to be a beautiful samrt perosn who makes everyones day perfect
"Maedeh makes my day better."
Maedeh by noisyman May 8, 2010
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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