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A female who is always on pipe !!
This mardita getting me tight
Mardita by Thereal_.chrisbando November 23, 2021
Words you can keep

Tu Mardita Madre 

Pronounced . too-mar-deet-ah-madre

Meaning "YOUR GODDAMN MOTHER"
Commonly used in heavy heated arguments or discussions
to embarrass a person or to put ones mother to shame
In a near collision scare in traffic one would offend the causer of the near collision by say .Hijo De Tu Mardita MADRE por poco nos mata !!!!!
Related Words
a wonderful, kind, and extremely pretty person and friend with a lovely attitude.
if you have a friend named madita you should be fucking grateful, cause it's probably the best thing that happened to you, my dear.
(never piss her off tho)
Hello Madita, you're looking beautiful today!
Oh, your name is Madita? Never heard of that.
madita by leanut February 25, 2019
A cute smart girl with a strong personality

Hard to persuade with a silent but deadly mind.

Very emotional a cry baby and loves with her all.

Don't let her tears fool you she moves on fast from heartbreaks!
When you find a Mardiya hold on tight folks.

She is a rare gem indeed
I need me a Mardiya
Daaayumn that shawty is definitely a Mardiya!
mardiya by Rage_xo September 1, 2017
Mardiah is the kindest, cutest and most caring girl you'll ever meet with the biggest heart ever. These sweethearts love and respects everyone no matter who they are. Mardiah's are usually brunettes with dark eyes and are filled with optimism. Mardiah's are really smart and always have the right answer and are great at giving advice but they are never big-headed. They are very artistic and talented and are always smiling. They are very generous and cheerful and is a friend to everyone. Mardiah's love animals and are also very easy to approach and are very understanding. They always brighten everyone's day and are incredibly polite. They are very active and love sports but aren't generally very good at them. They are known as goody two-shoes and excel in all of their academic subjects.
Everyone is friends with Mardiah because she is simply just all-round perfect.
mardiah by Martin R Wilson October 16, 2017

marital outsourcing 

Outsourcing is farming work out to an external entity that can do it cheaper or more effectively. Marital outsourcing is the same concept applied to marital relations. Numerous service providers are able to perform services on demand often more effectively and at a lower "total cost"
David: What was Eliot Spitzer thinking?
Mark: Marital Outsourcing. Better service, lower cost.
David: Lower cost? He spent thousands of dollars!
Mark: You ever calcualate how much us married guys pay on a per event basis?
David: Touche.

[malditas drogas]

Spanish for "damned drugs"; similar to WTF. Said when someone says/does something stupid/random/WTF-worthy.
Guy: *singing when he thinks no one's watching*
Other Guy: *shaking head* "Malditas drogas."
[malditas drogas] by zomfgface January 18, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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