Mardita 

A female who is always on pipe !!

This mardita getting me tight

Mardita by Thereal_.chrisbando November 23, 2021

Tu Mardita Madre 

Pronounced . too-mar-deet-ah-madre

Meaning "YOUR GODDAMN MOTHER"
Commonly used in heavy heated arguments or discussions
to embarrass a person or to put ones mother to shame

In a near collision scare in traffic one would offend the causer of the near collision by say .Hijo De Tu Mardita MADRE por poco nos mata !!!!!

Tu Mardita Madre by Dr.Kometoto July 1, 2009

madita 

a wonderful, kind, and extremely pretty person and friend with a lovely attitude.
if you have a friend named madita you should be fucking grateful, cause it's probably the best thing that happened to you, my dear.
(never piss her off tho)

Hello Madita, you're looking beautiful today!
Oh, your name is Madita? Never heard of that.

madita by leanut February 25, 2019

mardiya 

A cute smart girl with a strong personality

Hard to persuade with a silent but deadly mind.

Very emotional a cry baby and loves with her all.

Don't let her tears fool you she moves on fast from heartbreaks!
When you find a Mardiya hold on tight folks.

She is a rare gem indeed
I need me a Mardiya

Daaayumn that shawty is definitely a Mardiya!

mardiya by Rage_xo September 1, 2017

mardiah

Mardiah is the kindest, cutest and most caring girl you'll ever meet with the biggest heart ever. These sweethearts love and respects everyone no matter who they are. Mardiah's are usually brunettes with dark eyes and are filled with optimism. Mardiah's are really smart and always have the right answer and are great at giving advice but they are never big-headed. They are very artistic and talented and are always smiling. They are very generous and cheerful and is a friend to everyone. Mardiah's love animals and are also very easy to approach and are very understanding. They always brighten everyone's day and are incredibly polite. They are very active and love sports but aren't generally very good at them. They are known as goody two-shoes and excel in all of their academic subjects.

Everyone is friends with Mardiah because she is simply just all-round perfect.

mardiah by Martin R Wilson October 16, 2017

marital outsourcing 

Outsourcing is farming work out to an external entity that can do it cheaper or more effectively. Marital outsourcing is the same concept applied to marital relations. Numerous service providers are able to perform services on demand often more effectively and at a lower "total cost"

David: What was Eliot Spitzer thinking?
Mark: Marital Outsourcing. Better service, lower cost.
David: Lower cost? He spent thousands of dollars!
Mark: You ever calcualate how much us married guys pay on a per event basis?
David: Touche.

marital outsourcing by Jamison313 April 17, 2008

[malditas drogas]

Spanish for "damned drugs"; similar to WTF. Said when someone says/does something stupid/random/WTF-worthy.

Guy: *singing when he thinks no one's watching*
Other Guy: *shaking head* "Malditas drogas."

[malditas drogas] by zomfgface January 18, 2009