Mandita

Smart, pretty hair and has big dick energy. Likes color blue. Loves cats dogd sloths.

She has Mandita.
She gives Mandita vibes

by Mandje November 22, 2021

Mandita

Smart, pretty hair and has big dick energy. Likes color blue. Loves cats dogd sloths.

She has Mandita.
She gives Mandita vibes

by Mandje November 22, 2021

madita

a wonderful, kind, and extremely pretty person and friend with a lovely attitude.
if you have a friend named madita you should be fucking grateful, cause it's probably the best thing that happened to you, my dear.
(never piss her off tho)

Hello Madita, you're looking beautiful today!
Oh, your name is Madita? Never heard of that.

by leanut February 25, 2019

Manditory Fun Day

1. When your boss or CO (commanding officer in military terms) makes it a requirement to show up to a pick-nic, BBQ, or some other stupid crap in order to build "team spirit" or "esprit de corp."

2. Your boss has no friends of his/her own, and decides that all of his/her subordinates should show up to one of his/her lame functions.
3. The Colonel or Sergeant Major have no friends and everyone hates them. Therefore, their subordinates are required to put on their 'Class A' or 'Dress Blue' uniforms and listen to some old guys make drunken, teary-eyed toasts to their first pair of jump boots.

Platoon Sergeant: "Tomorrow is the brigade ball. Everyone is required to attend.

Private: "Is this one of those MANDITORY FUN DAY's, Sergeant?

by pissed off grunt January 18, 2011

Mandigan

A woolen garment, similar to a Cardigan, but worn by Men in their twenties. Unlike a normal button fronted Cardigan, favoured by Men in their middle ages, a Mandigan is a garment for young, fashion concious, confident Men who care deeply about their appearance but do not wish to suffer the cold.

I am both warm and stylish, wearing my Mandigan

by MrFreon May 28, 2010

Mandicapped

When you become too intoxicated to the point where you can’t feel your legs.

Last night I went out with the girls and got Mandicapped before Midnight.

by JHerny13 April 22, 2019

Mandifacturing

When a Mandi feigns histrionic outrage to perceived sleights in her delusional mind to maintain a seemingly legitimate victim status amongst her estranged peers. This condition is typically comorbid with one or more mental disorders such as borderline personality or antisocial disaffected behaviors.

Our relationship seemed to be going well for the third reconciliation in 4 months, but then out of thin air discord reared it’s ugly head and the mandifacturing of missteps I had allegedly taken against her dissolved yet again.

by mike weirder April 2, 2020