Marbaby 

A cute religious boyfriend that is kind doesn’t like to argue very nonchalant

“He’s so marbaby” -Antonella
“I love my marbaby” -Antonella
“I miss marbaby” -Antonella

Marbaby by Urmomocklock June 26, 2022

Manbaby 

A man who acts like a baby. If he doesn't get his way, he becomes crabby and unable to work with. thinks he's always right. Can be angered and upset by anything.

Must proceed with caution!

If you come into contact with a Manbaby, back away quickly and run like hell.

Manbaby's are good at concealing themselves amongst society. They seem normal at first but throw fits not long after dating them. Be wary.

Julie: He was bitching about not going to the party because I said I didn't want him to go.

Sarah: He needs to stop being such a manbaby.

Manbaby by TizzleCizzle April 8, 2010

manbaby 

A man in constant need of nurturing and attention. The manbaby thinks his problems are fascinating and far more important and tragic than anyone else's. He cannot handle rejection in any form and will lament every breakup he has had throughout his lifetime, and cry over how he was mistreated by women decades in the past.

Susan: Why is Peter crying?

Elaine: He was just telling us about a girl he took out once in 1987 who didn't like him that much.

Susan: OMG!!! What a fecking manbaby!

manbaby by P.J. Findley July 27, 2011

golden manbaby 

A golden manbaby is precious currency on the internet. It is only awarded for acts of stupendous heroism that put superman to shame, or for creating awesome websites or forum threads. One golden manbaby is a large sum of money on the internet, however, there is a prize much greater than that. It is much sought after, and very rarely given. That's right, FIVE golden manbabies. Only the rulers of the internet can afford to give such an award, and those who recieve it are truly blessed.

Xmaskinman: <creates awesome thread>
RULER OF THE INTERNET #1: Excellent thread. Five golden manbabies for you!
Xmaskinman: I'M RICH!!! <creates another awesome thread about recieving golden manbabies>

golden manbaby by Man who knows everything about the internets September 2, 2005

Original Manbaby 

Manbaby can't take criticism for person work.
Manbaby gets easiest upset when his Criticizes on person work.

Rian Johnson is Original Manbaby.

Rian Johnson is Original Manbaby due he cannot take criticism from Star Wars Fans on Last Jedi.

Original Manbaby by Anti-ColorwashedandWhitewashed December 3, 2019

manbaby 

Men, usually aged 12-22, who (a) are chubby/sweaty or (b) were assembled poorly in the womb and who, instead of making up for their lack of striking physical attractiveness by being funny, fun, interesting or down-to-earth will instead use any and all opportunities to put themselves down (especially in the presence of the opposite sex), stand in corners at parties, avoid conversations with friends at parties or take other measures in an attempt to get noticed. Manbabies are completely and utterly unable to grasp the idea that the pity points they earn from the occassional girl is not a sexual advance of any kind and will do nothing to improve their chances with a female. The behavior of manbabies at parties is as an enormous disservice to their friends, who must put up with the fact that they have a whiney, emotional, irrationally depressed and hopelessly romantic manbaby to worry about while they themselves are trying to meet girls. Tend to listen to a lot of angsty music (ie: Linkin Park, Slipknot) and are frequently heard describing how terrible they are with women.

"Oh crap, Johnny's standing in the corner being a manbaby again."
"Dammit! He always does this whenever we go out."

manbaby by Scott April 2, 2005

ManBaby 

A male up to the age that he gets married, whom is attached to his mother. He is a man but still needs his mother. Past being a "momma's boy" but not quite on his own.

Mom: I love my ManBaby...

Son: I hate you for calling me that but I love you!

ManBaby by CrazyCakes August 9, 2012