Maple Tea 

An investment platform that teaches new investors how to properly use their money in the stock market. Unlike other platforms out there, Maple Tea approaches the problem in a pretty unique way.

Gen Z Investor (#1): You heard of that new game called Maple Tea?

Gen Z Investor (#2): Yeah, it’s that new game that everyone is talking about.

Maple Tea by Yung CEO May 30, 2022

maple teabag 

When you dip your balls in pure maple syrup then place them on her face.

James maple teabags his tinder hoe's

maple teabag by Mapleteabagger March 1, 2018

Maple Custom Team (MCT) 

A place where you can show off your sprites and have nubs leech and ask for requests.

Example of Maple Custom Team (MCT):

Random Nub: C@n 1 H@Z C@ST0MZ?
Member: Go away

Maple Custom Team (MCT) by Jrkiller September 4, 2009

Maple Custom Team Forums 

A place where noobs come to leech while the mods and admins fight them off

*Random Nub enters Maple Custom Team Forums*
Random Nub: C@n 1 H@Z C#ST0MZ?
Member: Go away

Maple Custom Team Forums by KiraIsJustice September 4, 2009

Tea-Drinking Male 

Also shortened to "Tea-Male," this phrase is essentially a synonym for the more well-known phrase, "Yogurt Male."

Similarly to "Yogurt Males," this male is educated, confident, polite, respectful, sophisticated, and empathetic. He is a gem among the populations... a "Chad among Chads," if you will. This is the best example of what "alpha" and "sigma" males should strive to become. It's almost like a linear progression up to this point.

This male isn't afraid to be caught drinking tea, or enjoying his hobbies in public. In fact, he enjoys doing so! Tea-drinking males enjoy the finer things in life and don't care about what is considered traditionally masculine. He just does what he wants, when he wants... This male might even grow his own tea, or brew it himself in a thrifted teapot that he got a good deal on.

This male doesn't let his confidence and "based" attitude get in the way of his personal relationships. Somehow, despite himself literally radiating "big dick energy," he remains compassionate and friendly at all times. Always willing to converse with, or listen to you over a cup of tea. Sometimes, he even has a contagious effect among other men. Who simply see this male in action, and want to be more like him, or approach him.

Oh my god! He's so cool... 🥶

P1: "Oh man! Is that guy seriously drinking hot tea, in public, over there? What a sissy!"

P2: "Hey dude, that guy clearly doesn't give a shit about what you have to say... why do you always label people for dumb reasons?"

P1: "I don't know, it just pisses me off that he's so confident with that girly beverage in-hand..."

P2: "That's a classic Tea-Drinking male if I've ever seen one... God, he seems so cool, we should go talk to him instead..."

P1: "You're right homie, I shouldn't be so quick to judge others, based on my own insecurities as a man."

Tea-Drinking Male by UrbanDicMatt December 28, 2023

Male tears 

The emotional tears from toxic masculine person’s fragile egos

His male tears flowed as he explained why the woman was not above him though she paid the bills.

Male tears by GenerationalHonesty March 4, 2022

Male Tears 

A term that has been used since before 2012 to mock how much entitled men cry when women do or say anything that makes their sense of privilege feel even slightly threatened. But that in the last couple of years, men have attempted to change to mean sperm (even though there is no evidence of the term ever having been used for that previously). Because they have to undermine every single thing that women do.

the term 'man tears' has been used very rarely to mean sperm. But it is a different term to 'male tears' (the clue is in the way the words are not the same), and even that had originated with another meaning before being hijacked by sperm-obsessed men.

Neckbearded crybaby: I have to sit like that on the train. My balls are too big to sit like a normal, polite person
Educated woman: Male tears are delicious!
Neckbearded crybaby: Waah Waah. You're mean!

Male Tears by Haru Yasumi October 2, 2018