Contraction of "Map of Tasmania", Tasmania is a triangular shaped island south of Melbourne, which roughly equates to the shape of a hairy 70s style muff.
"Bloody Hell, Bruce. That Sheila's Mapatsi is hairier than a bear-trapper's hat."
A moutasim is a very annoying and lazy person and only does things that will benefit himself and not others. Typically short and will have sudden annoying ness.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"