Contraction of "Map of Tasmania", Tasmania is a triangular shaped island south of Melbourne, which roughly equates to the shape of a hairy 70s style muff.
"Bloody Hell, Bruce. That Sheila's Mapatsi is hairier than a bear-trapper's hat."
A moutasim is a very annoying and lazy person and only does things that will benefit himself and not others. Typically short and will have sudden annoying ness.
"wow look at that guy he's complaining and being lazy. What a moutasim
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'