The waitress said, "I'm Julia and I'll be your server tonight." Jay turned to his friend and said, "she wants me." The friend said, "You manterpret everything."
by Baileywick November 17, 2016
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Honestly, I just asked him to get 'a few essentials' from the shop, and he comes home with 12 pots of instant noodles, a metric crescent wrench and a frozen pizza! Bloody Manterpreting!!
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Was once known as Mrsinterpreter. Uses nonexistent psychic interpretation skills to attempt reading her boyfriend’s mind at all times without speaking, and then misinterprets all “psychic”readings. Consequences of this nonsense are obviously dire. Once presented with reality from spouse, she then takes on the task of trying to reinterpret all of the nonexistent situations that were originally misinterpreted, which is not going to ever get anyone anywhere. This circle of life never quite becomes complete. The endgame for the Msinterpreter is as follows… sitting alone in a studio apartment, staring at a wall while stuck in an eternal circle of reinterpreting life loop, until they perish from natural causes. Withering away to dust.
One hour into a work night evening, Msinterpreter breaks the silence abruptly with in a vile range of words. Her boyfriend response was huh? when did that happen? i’m super confused? OK well that’s not real and nobody cares more than you or less than me. . OK terrific keep talking to yourself silently and like one thing maybe try to upgrade your psychic hardware system just gotta like be a better way. It’s built in it’s called speaking. Godspeed.
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