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manpanties by Gumba the Gully Dwarf May 18, 2004
ManPlan
This occurs commonly in business when a woman is put in charge of a project in a lead role such as project manager or coordinator and one or more men on the team make their own "manplan" because they think they know better, have more experience or think the woman needs help.
manplan
A secret plan known and worked out by two or more men that is centered around scoring women. It may involve a foreploy, diving on grenades, or the bucking bronco and possibly some high fives
Ok lets break it down.
Where going on a double date, the end goal is we take these women home and give them the shagging of there lives, meet each other in the hallway the next day as we leave and give each other high fives.
Ok manplan:
plan A: get them really drunk, really fast. possibly we 'accidentally' buy rounds at the same time.
plan B: There not into getting drunk because they have to work tomorrow, so we tempt them back to the house with promises of massages and tell them they can sleep in our spare bed (yea right!).
plan C: It doesn't work out, we agree that they are lesbians and bail.
Where going on a double date, the end goal is we take these women home and give them the shagging of there lives, meet each other in the hallway the next day as we leave and give each other high fives.
Ok manplan:
plan A: get them really drunk, really fast. possibly we 'accidentally' buy rounds at the same time.
plan B: There not into getting drunk because they have to work tomorrow, so we tempt them back to the house with promises of massages and tell them they can sleep in our spare bed (yea right!).
plan C: It doesn't work out, we agree that they are lesbians and bail.
manplan by paul aka harry potter October 7, 2008
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TLDU
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026