Manpear 

A man who believes every Watson is related.

"Wow, he thinks Emma Watson and John Watson are related! What a manpear!"

Manpear by I know what manpear means January 17, 2008

manbeardeer 

A spin-off of Al Gores manbearpig. Used to describe someone using the bodybuilding supplement Russian Bear 5000 which is a high protein, high calorie weight gainer that among other things contains Sickadeer antler powder. Therefore becoming 1/2 man 1/2 bear 1/2 deer. Manbeardeer!

Guy 1: Who's that guy over there bench pressing 800 pounds?
Guy 2: That guys always in here throwin weight around. Thats manbeardeer!

manbeardeer by manbeardeer February 11, 2010

Manbearpig 

When you can't actually argue with someone based on facts so you just make fun of them instead.

Trey Parker and Matt Stone are too stupid to actually argue global warming based on science, so they decided to manbearpig Al Gore.

Manbearpig by Sam is a Dick March 3, 2007

manbearpig 

From an episode of South Park featuring Al Gore. In the episode Gore is depicted as a paranoid guy who believes in a non-existent monster--"Manbearpig"--that is part man, part bear, and part pig. He believes the Manbearpig is a great threat.

South Park's creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, don't believe in global warming and the episode "Manbearpig" is their way of saying that when Al Gore talks about the dangers of global warming he is getting all worked up over something that doesn't even exist.

"The South Park guys think that global warming is a myth just like the Manbearpig, even though there's tons of evidence that it's happening, and they make fun of Gore for worrying about it."

manbearpig by Rabid_Caterpillar November 25, 2006

Maypearl 

A girl who is always happy! She is smart and cute with a big heart. She always puts other people before herself and is there when anyone needs her. She is passionate and will make people laugh in her own awkward ways. She might seem quiet at first be she is one of the most social people you will ever meet. She will always make you smile when you need it most. When you find a Maypearl never let her go, she is one of the most outgoing, adventurous, and laughable people you will ever meet so love her with all your heart.

“Dude dude you know jake was dating Maypearl”
“Really?”

“Yea he’s a lucky guy “

Maypearl by Flowercat76 June 9, 2018

manbearpig 

A fat, hairy man who looks like some kind of disgusting beast from South Park that is half man, half bear, half pig.

My ex boyfriend.

"Fuck, I can't believe I banged manbearpig!"

manbearpig by AnonomysA December 22, 2008

Manbearpig 

Another name for a beast known to live in a basement on Downer Street in Milwuakee, WI. This alleged creature is known to be quite the anti-social creature. He usually will not convene in places consisting of more than three or four other humans. Known to have a ravenous appetite consisting of McDonalds and Burger King. Also, the creature is not know to be smooth in interactions with other people. Most interpersonal reactions with this creature end up with one or both parties being embarrassed. Many speculate that Manbearpigs utterly horrifying appearance resulted from his mother getting pregnant via the water wheel (see definition) and then doing copious amounts of heroin while pregnant. If you see Manbearpig, avoid at all costs. He is known to be a compulsive liar.

I tried to talk Manbearpig into going to a party, but because a large number of people were there, he declined, stating that he would rather masturbate alone all night.

Manbearpig by eightdoubleoh September 6, 2010