manbeardyke

Another creature subject to Al Gore's poor math skills. A cousin of manbearpig, this one is half man, half bear, half super lesbo. Usually the butch in the lesbian relationship. It is often overly butch with characteristics such as:
-Large Biceps
-Plays Professional / Semi-Professional Football
-Really short hair (spikes optional)
-Could crush the average man into the ground with one swing of her bear claw

"Holy crap, did you see that?"
"No! What happened?"
"Another manbeardyke sighting!"

"You guys, I'm super duper serial! Manbeardyke really does exist!"

manbeardyke by 429mustang January 12, 2009

manbeardyke

Similar to manbearpig, except half man, half bear, half dyke. Usually the butch in the lesbian relationship. Often overly butch with characteristics such as:
-Large Biceps
-Plays Professional / Semi-Professional Football
-Really short hair (spikes optional)
-Could crush the average man into the ground with one swing of her bear claw

1: "Holy crap, did you see that?"
2: "No? What happened?"
1: "Another manbeardyke sighting!"

"Com on guys, I'm super duper serial. Manbeardyke really does exist!"

manbeardyke by 429mustang January 11, 2009

manbeardeer 

A spin-off of Al Gores manbearpig. Used to describe someone using the bodybuilding supplement Russian Bear 5000 which is a high protein, high calorie weight gainer that among other things contains Sickadeer antler powder. Therefore becoming 1/2 man 1/2 bear 1/2 deer. Manbeardeer!

Guy 1: Who's that guy over there bench pressing 800 pounds?
Guy 2: That guys always in here throwin weight around. Thats manbeardeer!

manbeardeer by manbeardeer February 11, 2010

Manbeardude 

A term of endearment used to express nothing.. Half man, half bear, half dude... 150% awesome

Oscar - ''Manbeardudes what up tonight?''

Manbeardude by Laerson March 21, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019