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a really kick ass person who everybody likes
yo man you such a mankin
mankin by bigdiggitydog July 3, 2006
Words you can keep
A rock hard son of a bitch with a tough upbringing. A Mankin will knock you the fuck out if you cross them.
I need to channel my inner Mankin and win this game.
Mankin by Kingdingdang December 20, 2019
Minging individual with a ridiculous barnet who thinks they are "av".
Mankin also known as "Manx", "slim" or "d-hole" thinks he is the big dog of Newcastle, but this is not true.
He is often hard to spot because of his fake facial tan combined with his streaky blonde/ginger hair that makes him look like B Inglis.
He is also 12 slims and hates scran especially beef jerky.
His pastimes include scranning hard and looking for scraps.
Mankin by r ridgway October 25, 2012
A napkin covered in a mans cum that a thot uses to whipe her mouth with after a juicy meal
Thot: that meal was great
Guy: need a mankin
Thot: *wipes mankin all over face* nice cum, delicious
Mankin by Yoooo bois July 21, 2019
(v)To seek and fornicate with fat, gross and/or filthy females. syn...Hogging.
It was apparent he was drunk and desperate by the caliber of female he had taken home. He was mankin' tonight. And for the record, we were hoping, for his sake, that he was drunk and desperate.
Mankin' by MK November 5, 2004

Making Lasagna 

When you cum inside a girl on the first date.
Eric hasn't been around lately. Last I heard, he was making lasagna with some girl named Brit and now they have a kid together.
Making Lasagna by Megabro5000 June 29, 2021

Walk For Mankind

A fundraiser in the 70's where a person gets pledges of $ for the amount of miles they walk. It's a 22 hour walk. People put out water, hoses, apple juice & donuts for the walkers.
I did the Walk For Mankind in 8 hours with no previous training & my feet were so sore but at least I completed it!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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