It was apparent he was drunk and desperate by the caliber of female he had taken home. He was mankin' tonight. And for the record, we were hoping, for his sake, that he was drunk and desperate.
by MK November 5, 2004
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Get the mankin mug.A rock hard son of a bitch with a tough upbringing. A Mankin will knock you the fuck out if you cross them.
by Kingdingdang December 20, 2019
Get the Mankin mug.Minging individual with a ridiculous barnet who thinks they are "av".
Mankin also known as "Manx", "slim" or "d-hole" thinks he is the big dog of Newcastle, but this is not true.
He is often hard to spot because of his fake facial tan combined with his streaky blonde/ginger hair that makes him look like B Inglis.
He is also 12 slims and hates scran especially beef jerky.
His pastimes include scranning hard and looking for scraps.
Mankin also known as "Manx", "slim" or "d-hole" thinks he is the big dog of Newcastle, but this is not true.
He is often hard to spot because of his fake facial tan combined with his streaky blonde/ginger hair that makes him look like B Inglis.
He is also 12 slims and hates scran especially beef jerky.
His pastimes include scranning hard and looking for scraps.
You look like an Alastair Mankin
by r ridgway October 25, 2012
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Get the Mankin mug.A mysterious condition affecting certain grown women who have the emotional regulation of a middle-school group chat. Symptoms include: a self-inflated ego, selective amnesia about every bad decision they’ve ever made & a deep belief that the world is “intimidated” by them—when in reality people are just tired of them. She talks like she’s the CEO of “High Value Women,” but her résumé is mostly drama internships & accountability gaps. Claims she is “brutally honest” (translation: rude) & chronically “misunderstood” (translation: exhausting), but she's just spiritually allergic to self-awareness. Classic traits include: judging everyone like she’s on a reality show panel & confusing attention for respect. Common habitat: the comments section, other people’s relationships, & any situation where attention is available in bulk.”
WARNING: May cause chronic self-importance & aggressive confidence unsupported by facts. Side effects include: public superiority complexes, private insecurity, & an inability to hear the words “maybe you’re the problem”. Do not operate near accountability, boundaries, or women with actual self-respect. Prolonged exposure may lead to fatigue, eye strain from constant side-eye, & friends quietly going “busy” for the next 6 months.
Directions: Take 1 compliment every 30 minutes or symptoms worsen.
Do not mix with: consequences, criticism, or reality.
Keep away from: group chats, weddings, anyone’s boyfriend.
If symptoms persist: she will blame you.
WARNING: May cause chronic self-importance & aggressive confidence unsupported by facts. Side effects include: public superiority complexes, private insecurity, & an inability to hear the words “maybe you’re the problem”. Do not operate near accountability, boundaries, or women with actual self-respect. Prolonged exposure may lead to fatigue, eye strain from constant side-eye, & friends quietly going “busy” for the next 6 months.
Directions: Take 1 compliment every 30 minutes or symptoms worsen.
Do not mix with: consequences, criticism, or reality.
Keep away from: group chats, weddings, anyone’s boyfriend.
If symptoms persist: she will blame you.
The Somer-Mankins Syndrome is often seen in adults who call themselves “grown up” while still being financially supported by Mommy.
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