Manking

masturbation. Spoonerism of spanking the monkey.

Since everyone’s on lockdown, my sex life is all just manking.

by Earnest K. Slobodko March 21, 2020

Manking

To mank someone, it is a verb meaning having sex with a girl who is so short/light that you are able to convieniently pick her up as you do it. "Manking" has become a new way to have sex with short girls while standing up, and has created new oppurtunities for multitasking during sex.

Dude, that girl's ass is sooo hot; I just wanna mank the shit out of her.

Dude, I heard your little sister got manked!

"Where's Mark?" I heard he's manking that girl from his science class."

by Old School Hollywood June 16, 2006

Manking

Disgusting, revolting, minging, buzzing

I can't believe that video in Biology it was manking!

by WElsh gal December 9, 2009

Manking

Manking is an action that a dog does. they do this by moving their nose in a way that is just so cute. the name comes from my dog, Frankie a.k.a. Frank-a-mank.

'MOM LOOK! GOOSE IS MANKING!'

by mormoose October 1, 2025

manking out

A period of time spent doing nothing other than lazing on the sofa eating and drinking unhealthily whilst watching non-educational tv programmes. Males who are manking out often have one hand down their pants for the purpose of a general rummage, whereas females are more likely to be cocooned nice and quietly under a blanket.

Got bang on it last night until 4am and spent all day today manking out

by BonyT May 3, 2018

Tango Manking

The act of shitting on someone then proceeding trying to shove it up their ass with your toes.

Jack and Sherman were tango manking in the goon corner last night

by Tinkletonker69 October 22, 2025

Making Lasagna

When you cum inside a girl on the first date.

Eric hasn't been around lately. Last I heard, he was making lasagna with some girl named Brit and now they have a kid together.

by Megabro5000 June 29, 2021