Manking

masturbation. Spoonerism of spanking the monkey.

Since everyone’s on lockdown, my sex life is all just manking.

by Earnest K. Slobodko March 21, 2020

Manking

To mank someone, it is a verb meaning having sex with a girl who is so short/light that you are able to convieniently pick her up as you do it. "Manking" has become a new way to have sex with short girls while standing up, and has created new oppurtunities for multitasking during sex.

Dude, that girl's ass is sooo hot; I just wanna mank the shit out of her.

Dude, I heard your little sister got manked!

"Where's Mark?" I heard he's manking that girl from his science class."

by Old School Hollywood June 13, 2006

Manking

Disgusting, revolting, minging, buzzing

I can't believe that video in Biology it was manking!

by WElsh gal December 09, 2009

Mank

Something that is disgusting to look at

that girl is mank

by Neb Sniggih March 09, 2004

mank

disgusting, rotten, y'know yourself, just plain "icky"

"eww shtate a him !! his hair is so greasy !! he's mank !!"

"augh, that was mank !!!"

by BendOverAndI'llSmackYourBumBum April 02, 2008

manks

a slang for weed in the jewish bergen county area

moshe: did u get the manks

chaim: hell yah we are going to get soo gooned tonight

by macmiller3456 March 02, 2011

Manke

Person with a specific face. Girls would like to sit on it, but wouldn't want to wake up besides someone with this kind of face.

Samira: Did you get lucky last night?
Caitlyn: Yeah, I went to Manke's place.
Samira: I assume you left after he fell asleep??
Caitlyn: Yeah yeah of course. Why would I ever wake up besides a Manke.

by Emppuking October 18, 2020