Mankels 

Mankels are like cankels: when your calves blend in with your ankles due to excessive blubber. only Mankles are specific to the male gender.

The Bootjacker's mankels look quite meaty today in those green workout shorts" "Beefcake!!!

Mankels by The Boot Jacker 69 December 21, 2010

Mankees

Mankees are native New Yorkers who have an incoherent sense of importance and ability. They believe that they are the reason why New York City is a great place, even though they haven't made any actual contributions to it. They usually have never left The 5 Boroughs but have a strong opinion that nowhere else is better than New York. They usually think that they are the toughest and smartest people in the room 99.9% of the time. Not specific to any particular demographic, as they come in all shapes, sizes, socioeconomic backgrounds, genders, ages, and races. It is a portmanteau of the words Monkey and Yankee.

One time a chick at the bar told me she could tell that I'm not from New York, and I said thank god because the last thing I want to do is be associated or confused with Mankees. Because we all know Mankees are delusional AF!

Mankees by Option A or B July 16, 2019

Mandels 

1. A tacky form of sandels worn by males in warm weather, or sometimes (sadly) year-round. Toe hair generally protrudes from the appendages and repulses any passerby.

2. A ridiculously beautiful male specimen; a sexy man that you unclothe with your eyes every moment you see him. Often compared to God.

1. Which pair of mandels should I wear to the beach today?

2. I made Mandels open my locker.

Mandels by Chris and Resh December 19, 2005

mankles 

Man-Cankles -- a term coined by Kevin Nealon's character Doug Wilson on Showtime's Weeds to describe the Majestic councilmans cankle problem.

"That guy has man-cankles, he has mankles!"

mankles by wessmackey November 27, 2007

Mankesh 

A self-proclaimed master of efficiency, our friend is known for his ability to secure work effortlessly, yet he has perfected the art of 'hardly working.' While he possesses a genuinely good-natured persona, he's been blessed with an abundance of free time. Nevertheless, he proudly carries the title of 'Most Loved CA' (although we all secretly know who the real favorite is). However, it must be noted that beneath his work dynamics lies a genuinely good-hearted individual who is on an unstoppable trajectory towards becoming the Chairman of PwC.

Oh Mankesh has agreed to adopt God. Look how good of a person he is!
You are not Mankesh, you have some real work to do!

Mankesh by GOD_AM_I June 3, 2023

Nelson Mandelson 

A state of spirit when you leave a bar all fucked up.

Me:"How are you?"
Friend:"I'm Nelson Mandelson!"

Nelson Mandelson by Mike El Nite December 6, 2021

mankles 

male cankles. cankle; when the calf goes directly to the ankle without muscular tone or definition.

Coach got so fat after retirement that he developed mankles

mankles by r. daniel cohen November 13, 2007