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Mango Chutney 

It is the vaginal fluid that drips out after a lesbian couple has performed oral pleasure on each other at the same time while eating mangos (aka lesbo 69). It is a milky fluid made up of saliva, the existing fluid in the vagina, and chunks of mango. The vagina tastes like mango and usually bits of mango get stuck inside the vagina. If you know a lesbian, ask her to save some next time she's headin south. It goes great on burritos.
"Mmm that bitch got me loads of that mango chutney and it was delicious. Don't be afraid of the chutney bro."
Mango Chutney by King Alex February 22, 2008
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Mango Chutney 

A sexual act in which the male places his fingers covered in mango chutney into the woman's fallopian tube trying to fish out her egg's
MANGO CHUTNEY MANGO CHUTNEY MANGO CHUTNEY REEEEEEEE
Mango Chutney by YungSm1thy May 12, 2022

mango chutney 

a thick gooey substance consisting of faeces and "man goo".
mango chutney by McBogans July 8, 2003

Mango Chutney Ferret 

A gentleman of an Asian persuasion, who wears comfortable flip flops.
That Asian gentleman is eating banana yoghurt with his pinky out. What a Mango Chutney Ferret.
Mango Chutney Ferret by Vizzo January 7, 2022

Green mango chutney 

Green mango chutney, a food item used to treat a cOrN bEEf AsH - Seizure which were thought to be completely safe, this is a myth!
Quick hes having a cOrN bEEf AsH - Seizure, give him some Green mango chutney!
Green mango chutney by Rogueybear January 7, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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