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Mango Chutney 

It is the vaginal fluid that drips out after a lesbian couple has performed oral pleasure on each other at the same time while eating mangos (aka lesbo 69). It is a milky fluid made up of saliva, the existing fluid in the vagina, and chunks of mango. The vagina tastes like mango and usually bits of mango get stuck inside the vagina. If you know a lesbian, ask her to save some next time she's headin south. It goes great on burritos.
"Mmm that bitch got me loads of that mango chutney and it was delicious. Don't be afraid of the chutney bro."
Mango Chutney by King Alex February 22, 2008
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Mango Chutney 

A sexual act in which the male places his fingers covered in mango chutney into the woman's fallopian tube trying to fish out her egg's
MANGO CHUTNEY MANGO CHUTNEY MANGO CHUTNEY REEEEEEEE
Mango Chutney by YungSm1thy May 12, 2022

mango chutney 

a thick gooey substance consisting of faeces and "man goo".
mango chutney by McBogans July 8, 2003

Mango Chutney Ferret 

A gentleman of an Asian persuasion, who wears comfortable flip flops.
That Asian gentleman is eating banana yoghurt with his pinky out. What a Mango Chutney Ferret.
Mango Chutney Ferret by Vizzo January 7, 2022

Green mango chutney 

Green mango chutney, a food item used to treat a cOrN bEEf AsH - Seizure which were thought to be completely safe, this is a myth!
Quick hes having a cOrN bEEf AsH - Seizure, give him some Green mango chutney!
Green mango chutney by Rogueybear January 7, 2021