Maneurjism 

This is an over the top ejaculation. One that has been building and feels like you bursted an artery once it happens.

LaWanda, its been a while since I've had any action, so if you put your hand on my inner thigh one more time, I'm gonna have a fricken maneurjism.

Maneurjism by Moral Oral April 18, 2009

Manuerism 

A sudden and catastrophic collapse of a person's perceived masculinity.

Lou suffered a major manuerism when he was observed walking his girlfriend's Pomeranians.

Manuerism by dickbagge June 10, 2009

maneurysm 

An aneurysm onset by an attractive man.

Man, that guy was hot... I just had a maneurysm.

maneurysm by ribbyLAL March 30, 2011

maneurysm 

Hysteria or an emotional core meltdown or freakout brought on by the behavior of one's male spouse, significant other, fiance, boyfriend, lover, or booty call.

When Derek stood Janine up she had a maneurysm and you could hear her at the end of the block.

God, don't have a maneurysm; I'm sure he'll call you.

maneurysm by Theo June 22, 2006

Maneurysm 

The result of the things men will say or do that cause their partner to become very annoyed/frustrated/angry, to the point where said partner appears to undergo a slight stroke; visibly pausing and wincing painfully, with the occasional accompanying incoherent murmur. Though often a result of manuriosity, can be triggered by other factors such as callous, selfish, thoughtless or dickish behaviour, bad puns and lame jokes.

Her: I'm out of tampons, can you pick some up for me on the way home?

Him: Just make some out of cotton balls and dental floss.

or

Her: I fell into the toilet cause you left the seat up again!

Him: What? Gravity's on YOUR side you know.

General response:

Her: Uugh...ah!

Him: You okay baby?

Her: Yes, just... just a maneurysm out of sheer stupidity.

Maneurysm by TheMaelstrom September 14, 2013

Maneurysm 

A male version of the traditionally female hissy fit. Maneurysms are often disproportionately exaggerated and/or hostile responses to fairly calm and un-hostile situations.

"Did you see Reginald III at the soiree this Wednesday past?"
"I most certainly did. He had a complete and utter maneurysm after Fifi spilled her sparkling cider on his business-casual shirt."

Maneurysm by Stacherella December 12, 2009

Maneurism 

An aneurism in the brain caused by excessive amounts of meat.

I ate an entire cow at one sitting, got a maneurism, and had to go to the hospital.

Maneurism by Craig Bloch-Hansen April 28, 2004