Manele 

Manele is a form of music, mainly derived from Turkish and Arabic love songs. The roots of this genre lie in Ferentari, a poor area, inhabited mostly by gypsies, located in the vicinity of Bucharest, the capital of Romania. The music could be best described as a mixture of dance, hip-hop, oriental influences and Rroma folk music. Since 1997, this style of music has become more and more popular, reaching its apex in rural areas in South-Eastern Europe, where poverty is widespread and a bad education is almost imminent. The lyrics usually refer to useless self-lamentation, obscenity, stupefied immorality, false love and pointless ego praising. This sub-culture encourages exaggerated selfishness, dishonesty, crookedness and vulgarity. It is considered best to fight against this worthless musical movement and if possible encourage others to do the same.

Manele Artists: Adrian De Vito, Costi Ioniţă, Nicolae Guţă, Sorinel Puştiu'

Manele by Kriechbaum July 26, 2008

manele 

the word exactly replicates the definition for "chalga" in romanian language and refers to romanian music type.

"Discoteque boom" - song performed by a romanian small & fat gipsi and beeing in top 10 for months

manele by Filip Tsachev April 28, 2005

manele 

Manea/manele: "Manele" is a type of music that "cocalari" listen to.

Manele can damage your brain, kill neurons, make you go blind (science still can't explain why) and more.

If you listen to manele trough your headphones you are a "cocalar".

Florin Salam and Dani Mocanu are very good manele singers, but don't talk shit about them or they will attack you with their gang of "țigani"

Manele is the worst type of music you can listen to. I'd rather play muzică populară on my aux cord than manele.

-Vrei să ascultăm manele? (-Do you want to listen to manele?)
-Nu mersi, sunt deja homosexual. (-No thanks, I'm already gay)

-Ai vazut ce manea a scos Florin Salam? (-Have you seen Florin Salam's new manea?)

manele by qrabbit_ May 26, 2018

Manele 

A lady who is super strong minded. She can't be wrong because she's right. The most intelligent pretty and sporty girl that you can find. Manele doesn't know how pretty she is even if she should. She's really bad at love despite the fact that she belives in it. The best friend you can find in life but too shy to come to you, you have to make the first step.

Manele is perfect.

Manele by Tabarnakeverythingistaken November 5, 2017

Manèle 

The sexiest person on the planet. She deserve the whole world. Periodt.

Manèle is so gorgeous.

Manèle by myduon November 21, 2021

Manèle 

She is so beautiful like she isn’t real. Sues also has big boobs with a gorgeous hair. She is very smart and so sexy omg I can’t.

Periodt

« Oh Manèle has a coke bottle body like doja cat. »
« Look that fat ass
- omg It’s Manèle !! »

Manèle by myduon November 22, 2021

manble 

The manble is a complete list of rules to live you life by when it comes to woman

THE MANBLE

The complete guide for the man’s man

Rule 1: Never say you’re sorry unless there is something in it for you preferably sex.

Rule 2: when picking a mate be careful what you ask for. I am firm believer in the boob belly theories and if you have not heard of it go’s like this. A women’s breast size is directly connected to the future size of her belly in short a big breasted women has a 87.5% of having a big belly.

Rule 3: Always keep at least 51% of the power.

Rule 4: Never successfully complete a household chore unless you are planning doing it for the rest of your life.

Rule 5: Try not to interact with your mates girlfriends they are only looking for flaws to be used against you when you least expect it.

Rule 6: Men shall not cook if there is a woman on the premises unless it is outdoors and there is a cooler of beer close by or you just returned home after a long nite of drinking or there is chili involved.

Rule 7: Maintain a list of your success and your mate’s failures to be used in case you are losing an argument. (caution use carefully)

Rule 8: Rain checks - never hold on to a sex rain check for more then 48 hours because

They lose value quickly

Rule 9: If your mate doesn’t work the relationship won’t work ether.

Rule 10: When living with a women that you are not sure is the one always maintain a separate mailing address to avoid the common law status

manble by Lord Master Jay September 1, 2012