Mandy Howard

Literally the best human in this planet. She is sooooooo funny and will randomly sing songs on face time and yell at you if you if you don’t sing along. She is a tick tock gooooood. She will try and teach you the dances but then take up like 99% of the screen. She will let you go on rants and hate everyone you hate even when your being a bitch. She will also FaceTime you when ever. Like literally when ever. Except when “she’s eating fucking dinner”. She is literally so amazing and fun and an icon. If Mandy Howard is your best friend consider yourself very lucky. Also, BACK OF MY BEST FRIEND!

Ilysm Mandy💘💘💘💘💘💘

Person 1- Mandy Howard seems really nice and iconic. I want to be her best friend.

Person 2- Jane is already her best friend.

Person 1- Oh yeah. They are both so iconic.

Mandy Howard by yoooooourgirrrrrrrrl March 30, 2019

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Mandy Howard

Mandy Howard is literally the best person ever. She is so funny and always sings in FaceTime and yells at you when you don’t sing along. She makes everything so iconic and take the best photos. Mandy always takes other people’s phones and spans them with pics. She is also the QUEEN of birthday videos and makes the other birthday videos literally quake. She also has the best werid duck sound and is the best dancer ever. She makes everything so fun and amazing. If Mandy Howard is your best friend consider your self lucky but also back of my best friend. 💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘

Person 1- Wow Mandy Howard seems really nice and iconic. We should be best friends

Person 2- Sorry you can’t she’s Jane’s best friend.

Person 1- Yeah your right. They are super iconic and savage.

Mandy Howard by yoooooourgirrrrrrrrl March 30, 2019

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Related Words

Mandy Howard • The Mandy Hoard • Mandy • mandy moore • Mandy Jane • mandy land • mandy muse • Mandy Ballard • Mandy bear • mandy candy

The Mandy Hoard

It's the heisman, only more awesome.

"Whoa, did that b*tch just do the Mandy Hoard on us?!"

The Mandy Hoard by Your Mom From Another Mother June 3, 2009

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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