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mandemonium 

When a girl becomes single and tons of guys want to date her, all at the say time.
I'm dating about 5 guys right now! It is fuckin' mandemonium, and I love it!
mandemonium by sabresna August 8, 2006

Pandemonium 

Absolute chaos as it was foreseen by the forbidden one; junior the morningsnout (june wick, “junifer morningsnout, “j bravo”, etc)

For junior nothing is more beautiful than seeing the fall of mankind and society as a whole so long as the world bleeds and crumbles as the earth becomes juniors to inherit and his children reign free to do as they please……

Aka “the padre of pandemonium” junior the egomaniac is, as known without a doubt.

Pandemonium is what junior stands for since this is the same kid who will choose chaos over love despite countless thotties thirsting for him in his DMs
Junior grimes is TOTAL pandemonium
Pandemonium by Outlooker of omens November 29, 2021

Padre of pandemonium

the father (padre) of disorganized menace, the progenitor of destruction, etc

Junior the son is ALSO synonymous with his title as the padre of pandemonium, for he enjoys chaos as the pleasure is always his/her when the torment presents itself.

No one takes greater joy in the suffering of others and misfortune than the padre himself
EXAMPLE:

Junior is the padre of pandemonium

If there’s a father of lawfulness and sanctity then junior is most definitely the father of pandemonium, if not then junior’s FATHER HIMSELF IS

Junior and the father are often interchangeable regardless, one in one.

“For one To attempt to establish order is to provoke and challenge the padre of pandemonium”

“If one refuses to accept chaos and misery then it’s apparent that they will attempt to court the padre of pandemonium”

“You do not allow chaos or hell without the padre of pandemonium”

“There is no pandemonium without the padre”
Padre of pandemonium by AB💿EFG February 5, 2022

gandemonium 

Having no luck while playing games with friends.
There is total gandemonium. I am constantly losing today!
gandemonium by dhmhgr November 12, 2020

candemonium 

The childhood excitement felt when there's so much candy.
The children brought their candy to school after Halloween. They were so excited, it was candemonium.
candemonium by Meand2MiniMes October 31, 2019

mandeponium

Pandemonium so out of control that it's shifted the alphabet around. Sheer and utter chaos. Absolute bedlam. Also known as Mandy Ponium, the nickname given to holy terrors.
Mother looked up to see what the noise was and mandeponium reigned all over the house.
mandeponium by mandeponium December 24, 2008
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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