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Man Made Cookies 

Someone who masterbates on a daily basis
As I walked into my house I saw a stranger in the corner making some man made cookies
Man Made Cookies by Diego Mejia November 14, 2003

Dance with the cookie man 

Getting drunk by drinking vanilla.
What you up to tonight?
I’m gonna dance with the cookie man.

Cookie Man

The cookie man had all the soft drugs... Weed, Coke, and MDMA. Period. That’s who the cookie man is. Get it fucking straight kid.
I need to get some stuff from the cookie man...
Cookie Man by Philyq November 10, 2018

cookie man pop 

the cookie man is the god u shall green eat dirt as much as u can without being an orange hoop
omg! is that A COOKIE MAN POP?!?!?!
cookie man pop by Mizuki DA MEANING December 11, 2019

cookie man

he sells cookies on twitter and he gives good head
omg i met a cookie man last night it was amazing
cookie man by zhack3060ti April 18, 2021

Cookie Cutter Man 

A Man that was raised by a single mother. And was raised to be polite to women. Cookie cutters are a form of beta males, That think women are creatures that should treated like queens and can do no wrong. A cookie cutter is a type of guy that put up her Christmas lights, fix her car tire and get no pussy. The cookie cutter is not confident in himself. and he allows women to walk over him. The cookie cutter provides for his wife or girlfriend while she sleeps with the Alpha Male asshole.
This dude just let her walk pass and didn't say anything. He is a cookie cutter man.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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